by RipTide123 January 26, 2020

A girl who frequently sleeps with radio DJs, podcasters, and anyone who uses a microphone to make a living.
"I banged this chick on the weekend, but she also slept with our morning show host, and afternoon DJ. She's a total Mic Sock, bro"
by teddyyql December 1, 2014

by S0L4RSYST3M February 28, 2023

by RWT for real October 27, 2019

Billy was in his room looking at internet porn. When it was time to clean up the mess he grabbed his "work sock".
by buck naked23 April 30, 2011

Shooting absolutely massive loads into a sock made in Croatia. Then after a long period of time when the sock is hard and crusty, shoving it as deep as you can into a woman's vagina until it eventualy impregnates the woman.
"Barbara really wanted a kid, but didn't wan't to deal with the penetration of it all. So I offered her my Croation Cum Sock. Problem solved"
by JamesNewton February 4, 2025

When you skin another man's penis and wear it as a condom.
(v.) Portmanteau, From late 17c. Middle English "self docking"
(v.) Portmanteau, From late 17c. Middle English "self docking"
by Jamlpr February 7, 2019
