After taking a solid, log-like shit, you stand up and ejaculate on the log in a zig-zag pattern like ketchup on hotdogs at a baseball game.
I put so much effort into dropping that deuce that I wanted to finish it off with a Ballpark Special
by cs1601 June 12, 2024
A breakfast combination made up of the following: 2 eggs any style, side of grits, side of bacon or sausage, 2 pieces of toast or a biscuit, 1 pitcher light beer, preferably Miller High Life or PBR.
I was down at the local pub this morning and there was a crusty old guy in there ordering a Painter's Special. I looked at him and said "nice call".
by lowcountrygrits September 22, 2010
I was taking a shit in the outhouse off of hole 13 when the beer cart girl came in and gave me a McGregor Special.
by MIles Loong May 24, 2023
The "Onii Chan Special" is where you find someone with a little girl appearance and nut so hard you destroy their arteries
by Barackbarackobama February 06, 2021
When a lady fits the requirements of what Haji is looking for; Extreme plus size, scarfie, bengali (prefferably darker skin).
by hajis February 19, 2018
When you give your best friends Mum a goodnight blow-kiss from your bedroom and it travels at such an intensive speed that when it reaches her she is penetrated with such infuriosity it gives her an orgasm.
by Mikey Spikey October 18, 2017
When one ejaculates in a dolphins blow hole, and the dolphin proceeds to eject the cum and water back into one’s face
by Beef832 February 04, 2022