secondhand lovers

A phrase that means to Masterbate or Jerk off.

My mom walked in and caught me under the covers with secondhand lovers.

by supernovasandbrains February 22, 2019

Secondary Turd

Similar to a secondary shit but not as bad.
Also used to denote a turd that is not a primary turd.

You are a secondary turd man

by Rangoman69 June 21, 2019

Secondary Turd

This is not the primary turd this is the disappointing second one that plops into the water and splashed your bum

Roger: Man you reek like a secondary turd
Steve: Shut up ya smelon

by Lacaswetty June 21, 2019

Seconds

When you get another plate of food after you have initially eaten your first one.

"That food last night was so good, I just has to go back for seconds."

by macdiablo_ July 19, 2019

Secondhand Corn

Eating someone's ass after they recently ate corn.

Denton, are you sure you want to eat that ass? You gonna end up with some secondhand corn.

by Pricky Dick July 27, 2019

Secondhand Boner

When you feel sexually attracted to someone on behalf of their chemistry with someone else

Jack had a secondhand boner for Olga and kept on telling me to hit on her

by madkat9 August 14, 2019

secondsary

the second recurrence of a second marking a notable event

Happy secondsary Jay - Marjoane -

by Hot Trainer August 20, 2019