Kpi Retard

Someone who will deliberately put themselves and others in harms way so they can get as many totes as possible, so the company will give them a kiss on the cheek and a blowjob

Fucking hell this kid is such a kpi retard

by I hate kpi retards November 19, 2020

retard

Retard is slur u know...

If u say retard ur acting like professional

by Santiagofreire5 February 15, 2021

Retarded Fionn

A self proclaimed man who has a particular lust for unusual women. These women rang from being fat to transgender, or even black on occasions. A retard fionn is often known for his ability to write off a car in impossible circumstances

That man crashed his car with his transgender girlfriend. He’s such a retarded fionn.

by ShiftingGearsAndStompingQueers April 29, 2024

Fucking retard

The name you were called at least once if you ever had a sibling.

Me: Hey, Paul what's up?
My brother: Nothing you fucking retard.
Me: k

by peterthemeatbeater April 16, 2018

retard silence

When you are sat in a call with friends laughing about something and every thing suddenly goes silent

Retard 1 : "why did everyone stop talking?"
Retard 2 : "we are in retard silence"

by anonymous February 23, 2021

retardation

retardation is defined as one with the IQ, similar to that of a Tiffany Brie Brew

person 1: YO Dude, Look At That Moron Over There, They're The Definition Of Retardation

person 2: I Know Dude. Her Name's Tiffany Brie Brew

by QualityMemes December 5, 2020

Retard

Someone who's really fucking stupid/retarded

Boy1: What's 1+1?
Boy2: 3.
Boy1: How the hell is it 3 you fucking retard?
Boy2: Well then what's the answer?
Boy1: 2 you idiot.
Boy3: Actually, you guys are both retards because 1+1 isn't 2 or 3. It's a window.
Boy2: How the fuck is it a window?
Boy1: I guess we're all retards so we might as well be retards together.
Boy2: Yeah! We can be The Retards. I'm gonna go make shirts now!
Boy3: Please do.

by lolimaginebeingaretard March 24, 2023