Mother

Can either be your favorite person in the world or a total asshole to you. Depends on how they're feeling that day. If its that time of the month forget about your question and run away as fast as you can.

Mother?

by RespectablePyramid September 29, 2020

Father And Mothers Infections Around (Mafia)

What I call homo-sapiens who have cystic lesions.

Person 1: Do you have a cystic lesion?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are a "Father And Mothers Infections Around (Mafia)".

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 13, 2025

your mother

fat

jake: your mother is fat
josh: NOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Sans_Gaming_Real April 8, 2021

Ur brother a mother

"Ur brother a mother" is a step up from ur dad lesbian. Every time these magic words are said, we as a species traverse deeper into the he'll hole known as extinction.

Assmeister43 : ur mom gey
Kermit_1h3_D: ur dad lesbian
Assmeister43: no u, ur brother a mother

*kermit's house would explode, killing him, and any family inside*

by Waus June 11, 2018

mother pains

Every time I see a child I smile, then I frown, then before I can visually look sad I'm pretty sure my face has just gone blank, because at this point I have realised that, I'm 19. I have no job, no license, my boyfriend and I have only been together for 5 months and I already have the feeling he is the right guy for me. Do you every get the feeling that you exist for one specific reason? My reason is my future, because in the future, I'll have my own family.

I believe that getting a puppy will not solve my mother pains.

by RememberYourOpinionIsValid October 23, 2015

Mother Taeraesa

My mother. Your mother. Our mother. He is the most slay queen pussy boss ever to walk on this barf planet Earth. He has the voice of an angel but makes me feel a way that would send me to hell. No one has ever slayed the house down more than him. His voice makes me forget any sin I have ever committed. I WANT MY MOTHER TO SING ME A LULLABY AND TUCK ME IN TO BED !NOW!

Mother Taeraesa is the light of this world and no one makes me feel the pop the way he does.

by hamy mamdy June 8, 2024

Mother

Your mother is a woman who loves you very much.Your mother is a woman who will do anything to make you smile.Your mother is a woman who is brave,smart,and beautiful.Your mother is a strong woman who loves you more than anyone.Your mother loved you before anyone else could.Your mother went thru a lot but she still try’s her best to put a smile on your face.Your mother loves you more than you soulmate.Always go to your mother. When your scared the first thing you want to do is be in your mothers warm comforting arms. You want to be a child again so you could give your mother one last tight hug.

Have you seen mother? I want to give her a hug I miss her.

by Alisa__o June 28, 2022