A nut hair

A unit of measurement meaning extremely close.

That car was a nut hair away from hitting me.

by Hair of the nuts September 21, 2017

Nut dunking

When you lean too far forward and your balls hit the cold toilet water.

Objective Man and Gratewon became nutbrothers after discovering they had both experienced nut dunking.

by Gratewon September 25, 2017

dees nuts

A book by ITomFoolery

Dees nuts is funny

by wasd_wasd October 7, 2021

No Nut November

The ONLY time of the year when God can respect us men.

Dude! I just realized, It's No Nut November!

by mcshaneyd November 1, 2021

nut mustard

A condiment that comes out of a wiener instead of going on to it.

He spread his nut mustard all over the buns.

by Dickslapper McCrapmouth December 1, 2011

Nut Shank

When your dog hits you in the junk with his paw.

I was sitting on the couch watching the game when Fido nut shanked me because he wanted to climb in my lap.

by professor bixby January 4, 2012

Whack Nut

A weirdo who is messed up and also stupid. An absolute speng lord.

My guy you’re a wacky whack nut

by TomNation999 November 13, 2018