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muffin crown

When you stick a muffin in your girlfriends 'muffin' then eat the crown off the top of the muffin
Also used when a girl is on her period

Can call male friends this when they're bein a little bitch
My girlfriends muffin crown tastes so good

Bre get your muffin crown off me
Zac don't be a muffin crown
muffin crown vagina sex
by Alice in wonder May 1, 2015
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Freckled Muffin

When you poop into a pair of panty hose or stocking, and then smack your naked partner with it.
I heard she gave him a Freckled Muffin last night!
by LoadSaveDelete September 9, 2021
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steamed muffin

steamed-muffin (noun)

Pronunciation: /ˈsti md ˈmʌf.ɪn/

1. Figurative. A state of emotional agitation, confusion, or impulsive frustration that clouds judgment and clarity.

2. Symbolic. A metaphor for anger or mental fog, often used in ancient-sounding wisdom to caution against reactive behavior.
“As the Ancient Muffin Prover states, A steamed muffin clouds the mind; let yours remain clear and cool.”

“The wise do not serve their muffin hot with fury but chilled with understanding.”

“He was in full steamed-muffin mode after the referee’s call.”
by DADDYJCUB November 10, 2025
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Arse muffin

Anal secretion of undetermined origin.
by BatDad~71 May 18, 2021
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Punt muffin

A sex act in which you punt a muffin into a girls orfices.
by LanternFriend October 13, 2022
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Muffin

Wow muffin is fit
by Anonymous kool March 30, 2020
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Muffin

by Modern Shakespeare! May 14, 2020
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