A Canoe Lesbian is one of only two types of lesbians. This lesbian
will go out of nowhere and cut a tree down and make a canoe out of it. This canoe
will sit in a room for over a month and collect
dust, waiting for its lesbian to ride it hard one day!
Fred turns to his
friend and asks, "
Yo, bro, I didn't know
Lola was lesbian."
His
friend Gary turns to him and pauses from giving his girlfriend sweaty backshots, "Yeah, bro; she'
s like totally a Canoe Lesbian."
Fred, "A canoe lesbian?"
Gary's girlfriend huffs from below Gary, "Yeah, she just like took an axe to a tree one day and built a canoe."
Gary: "Yeah, bro, up and nowhere, too. It's like she just snapped after she scissored Mary." Gary flips his girlfriend around and starts pounding her from the front.
Fred shrugs as he watches them from the couch, "Damn, I didn't know there were different types of lesbians. That's wild, and it's good for her, I guess. What's she going to do with the canoe?"
Gary groans as his girlfriend moans, "Yeah, I
don't know. I guess it
will just collect dust until she decides to ride it out hard one day!" Gary thrusts one more time and slumps next to his girlfriend, breathing
hard, his cock throbbing and empty.
Fred, unfazed, just stares at the picture of
Lola on his phone as he reaches for his zipper, "Damn, unfortunate for the canoe."
