A guy who really has the whole dating game figured out, and scored a really awesome girlfriend. Survives on good liquor, wildly ambitious music claims, and allergy meds. Pro tips: charm him with adorable, superfun red heads, mismatched pillow cases and movie recommendations from the internet, get rid of him with badly lit bars, trips to the grocery store and plans in Manhattan. But don’t let him get too far away, he makes a good cup of coffee, is amazingly comfortable 100% of the time, and rocks the hell out of very little clothing. He most likely knows how great he is, but should hear it more often.
by Awesome.22 August 18, 2018
Get the Josh mug.A guy who really has the whole dating game figured out, and scored a really awesome girlfriend. Survives on good liquor, wildly ambitious music claims, and allergy meds. Pro tips: charm him with adorable, superfun red heads, mismatched pillow cases and movie recommendations from the internet, get rid of him with badly lit bars, trips to the grocery store and plans in Manhattan. But don’t let him get too far away, he makes a good cup of coffee, is amazingly comfortable 100% of the time, and rocks the hell out of very little clothing. He most likely knows how great he is, but should hear it more often.
by Awesome.22 August 19, 2018
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FUCK that guy
FUCK that guy
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Get the Josh mug.Josh is someone you can rely on, at any given time. If you wanna have sex after class, he's going to be there for you. He'll even bring birth control pills if you ask him to, but he prefers to go without them. He'll fuck you everywhere, he loves taking risks. It could be in an igloo on the north pole, next to a fat lion in the african jungle, in the supermarket while an old lady with a cat is watching, anywhere really.
Josh can be a more difficult listener. He has selective hearing (which can be quite annoying at times) and he only listens to things he find more interesting. Like for example; your cup size, your favourite pringles, the compliments you give him, basically all the good things. He does not listen to things like; bad puns (which are actually funny, he just has a bad sense of humor), facts ('cause he always thinks he's right) and common sense (cuz he's a maniac).
The most important thing about Josh is that he always supports you. He cares for you more than anything and you're always on his mind. He'll tell you everyday how much he loves you, how badly he wants you and how perfect you are. Really, he can be quite cute sometimes. You really gotta keep the girls away from him though, he's quite the catch.
If you ever find a Josh, never let him go. You'll realise that he's the sweetest thing ever. Once you get to see the parts of him that nobody else gets to see, you'll want him forever, tenever.
Josh can be a more difficult listener. He has selective hearing (which can be quite annoying at times) and he only listens to things he find more interesting. Like for example; your cup size, your favourite pringles, the compliments you give him, basically all the good things. He does not listen to things like; bad puns (which are actually funny, he just has a bad sense of humor), facts ('cause he always thinks he's right) and common sense (cuz he's a maniac).
The most important thing about Josh is that he always supports you. He cares for you more than anything and you're always on his mind. He'll tell you everyday how much he loves you, how badly he wants you and how perfect you are. Really, he can be quite cute sometimes. You really gotta keep the girls away from him though, he's quite the catch.
If you ever find a Josh, never let him go. You'll realise that he's the sweetest thing ever. Once you get to see the parts of him that nobody else gets to see, you'll want him forever, tenever.
Josh is the light of my life.
by IAmAlreadyTracer January 27, 2019
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Person 2: Juicy josh can’t marmalade his cock up Parthiv’s arse!
Person 2: Juicy josh can’t marmalade his cock up Parthiv’s arse!
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