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golden cherry spritzer

A golden shower on your face mixed with a hint of last week's period. A mixed drink served without a glass.
She was so horny after her period, she did not bother with the double. She sat on my face and gave me a "Golden Cherry Spritzer".
by CBHORNY April 10, 2022
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Golden

golden
noun and or verb
ie; a wet shart that can be heard miles away, usually by someone named aubree
ie; a certain teacher in 7th grade somewhere in New Jersey
“Your very golden, Emma.”

Thank you Hadley.”
“I meant the shart.”
I know.”
by heiheigolden April 12, 2022
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Golden-Alpaca Moment

When a serious or heartfelt moment is undercut by something absurd or nonsensical.

This is a reference to a scene in the video game YIIK: A Postmodern RPG. When the character Rory is bearing his soul about his deceased sister, and Vella is sympathizing with Rory's grief. The emotional scene is interrupted by a Golden Alpaca who keeps saying Lemonade, with goofy background music playing as you're thrown into combat against them.
My brother Kevin had a hell of a Golden-Alpaca Moment at the wedding. He shat himself directly into the sky when it was his turn to say "I Do."
I'm still cleaning the feces out of my tuxedo.
by BaronVonBunghole April 15, 2022
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golden

6th in the eastern conference
zibanejad just needs to not get hurt, And laffy Taffy just needs to make up for our glaring defensive issues by averaging four goals a game and we’ll be golden
by dubiousPickleman December 18, 2020
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Golden Shower

The thing bob likes her to do in bed because he is a kinky mofucka
“Bob the donut is a kinky mofuka who likes getting golden showers
by joshua Smurkens December 24, 2020
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golden result

When you call the cops and they do their jobs properly. Mostly used by POC who have rarely experienced an encounter with police that didn't end in some form of violence.
Person 1: So the cops came by my mom's place last week.
Person 2: Damn, really? Who'd they snatch this time?
Person 1: Nobody. Got that golden result then they left.
by mintchipandcookie December 25, 2020
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Golden snitch

The golden snitch is a ball used in the Sport 'Quidditch' (from the Harry Potter movies/books/etc.). The game ends when the seeker of one team catches the golden snitch.
Ron: Harry caught the golden snitch!
Hermione: We win!
by Taeskookies November 10, 2020
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