Golden Retriever Greeting

When you give someone a rim job upon meeting them for the first time and have them tell you about their day while eating their ass.

Upon Gary meeting Susan, he asked if he could give her the golden retriever greeting.

by Sluts4SkyDaddy March 2, 2022

Golden Shower

When you take a shower in rusty water because your water softener isn't softening hard water correctly, either due to inappropriate maintenance schedules. Hard water is generally well-water from an aquifer with a high sediment and mineral content, such as rust.

I've been feeling pretty terrible lately due to my golden showers I've been taking. This water has really been hard on my hair.

by real_golden_showers March 11, 2023

Golden Arnie

An Arnold Palmer where the lemonade is substituted for urine.

"My girl mixed me a golden arnie last night. It was fire."

"Dude that's gross."

by Infernade October 31, 2021

Golden Phonebox

When two men with a pissing fetish go dogging in a BT phonebox.

"Oh mate this phonebox smells awful!"

"yeah some dutty cretin has had a golden phonebox"

by I am so very cool October 14, 2018

Golden belt

The 'seal' when one is drinking copious amounts.
Similar to 'breaking the seal'

Have you broken the golden belt yet?
Yeah I've been pissing like a racehorse

by Pissyboy12341 March 9, 2024

Golden Retriever

A fat ass

"I was staring at this jogger's Golden Retriever and she called me a pig." - Tim

by "I AM THE ONE WHO POOKS!" July 12, 2018

golden person

someone who you love sm. they make you laugh so much your ribs hurt. you two know pretty much everything about eachother. and they light up a room with their smile and the aura is just golden.

“she’s a golden person!”

by ro124 June 30, 2023