jesus h christ

What you can say when you are extremely disgusted, shocked, suprised, etc.

Jesus H Christ, that fart smells like rotten ass.

by Jim shitmaster October 13, 2006

PB n' Jesus

When a Catholic decides to ditch Sunday mass and instead have their own 'communion' in the comfort of their own home by way of a peanut butter & jelly sandwich.

Phil: Hey brah, what do you think you're doing ... shouldn't you be at mass?

Joseph: Naw brah, screw that. That damn communion bread wasn't gonna fill this playa up. Naw ... I decided to stay home for a good ole PB n' Jesus!

by wxflurry June 7, 2011

Jesus Your Ass

To nail someone to a cross; to crucify someone.

If you don't shut the fuck up I'll Jesus your ass.

by shepj April 27, 2009

jesus christ on rye

This refers to Jeus being healthy in a comical way.

Jesus Christ on rye, that was a cool crash.

by RoundElephant September 26, 2007

fuck jesus in the face

Expression of extreme exasperation.

Fuck Jesus in the face! If Bruce cock blocks me one more time, I'm going to punch him out

by Merkin March 24, 2005

Zombie Jesus day

Also known as easter Zombie Jesus day is when Jesus rose from the dead.

Happy Zombie Jesus day bob!

by [e-mail] April 8, 2010

Jesus-is-my-girlfriend

Adj., a Contemporary Christian Music (also called CCM) song that means to appeal to an audience outside of typical listeners of CCM by replacing "Jesus" with "You" in hopes of making the Christian content of the song less obvious to non-Christian listeners.

Creed pisses me off. They try to sound like a genuine effect of American counterculture, but it's just a bunch of Jesus-is-my-girlfriend music that Christians think is cowardly and non-believers see right through.

by nappy pappy May 4, 2008