Asshole Force Field

The force field developed in order to ward off corn husker, lifted truck driving, hillbilly assohole people. It does not appear from ones own asshole.

That dude required me to turn on my "asshole force field" because of his attitude.

by kdizzledeluxe June 14, 2018

grass on the field plays

A phrase meaning that as long as the girl or boy has begun growing pubic hair (grass on the field), then they are an acceptable person to have sex with (plays)- regardless of age.

Dude, your sister is looking hot lately!
Asshole! She's 10!
Hey, grass on the field plays.
You're sick man...

by Captain_G-Force February 28, 2018

pioneer in his field

Faux polite term for an old person.

“that girl’s client was a pioneer in his field”

by dauidh September 9, 2018

tramp-stamp fiend

a sexually active man who only does women whom have tattoos on the lumbar area of their back and insists on doing it doggystyle only because he knows how ugly they are and doesn't wanna see their face.

did you see how ugly that woman Scott was with? Yeah...He's a tramp-stamp fiend.

by Paulytaz December 20, 2018

Albuquerque Mannequeef fiesta

The act in which a elder hill billy woman stands before a small group of people in a stationary artistic pose. While in this pose she releases various soft faint vaginal farts in the form of a therapeutic tribal ritual.

Loraine was so drunk she went into the local supermarket and performed an albuquerque mannequeef fiesta.

by Imindless February 7, 2020

doing the field

when you don’t wanna talk to your boyfriend so you “go do the field”

gtg joe doing the field

by chinese chicken curry July 2, 2020

Blow Job Corn Field

A place (normally in Nebraska) where you go to get a blow job from your gf or a random how

James: hey man I’m bouta go to a bjcf (blow job corn field) w my girl

Eric: that sounds fun I went yesterday with Katie

by Kiteorange December 20, 2020