if you’ve got the cake, eat it.

If you’ve got the chance, take it. Or, if you’ve got the option to do something, then do it.

-“idk, should i do this or not?”
-“if you’ve got the cake, eat it.”

if you’ve got the cake, eat it. by anonymous May 24, 2026

I’ve made you breakfast, but I can’t force you to eat it!

A term in football when somebody passes the ball to you and you have a clear opportunity on goal, yet you fail to score.

*Misses shot*

Bro it was an open goal! I’ve made you breakfast, but I can’t force you to eat it!

I’ve made you breakfast, but I can’t force you to eat it! by LondonUKUrbandictionary April 8, 2023

Food Is Undoubtedly A Luxury, Take Drugs And Exercise Then Eat, No Rebuttles 

Food Is Undoubtedly A Luxury, Take Drugs And Exercise Then Eat, No Rebuttles

Food Is Undoubtedly A Luxury, Take Drugs And Exercise Then Eat, No Rebuttles

Food Is Undoubtedly A Luxury, Take Drugs And Exercise Then Eat, No Rebuttles by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025

SUKA BLYAT, if you think that it is not funny, because "uuuuh! It was irl! Omg!" Just go eat sand, no one cares 

what an ignoarnt edgelord wannabe says not expecting for someone to try and turn it into a copypasta and will prob fail

person A: *imagery representing a racist terrorist group*

person B: wtf

person A: SUKA BLYAT, if you think that it is not funny, because "uuuuh! It was irl! Omg!" Just go eat sand, no one cares

SUKA BLYAT, if you think that it is not funny, because "uuuuh! It was irl! Omg!" Just go eat sand, no one cares by Average UD writer July 22, 2024

<.7.9.7.6.>If You Can Put It In School (Department Of Education), They Can Eat A Meat About It<.7.9.7.6.> 

<.7.9.7.6.>If You Can Put It In School (Department Of Education), They Can Eat A Meat About It<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>If You Can Put It In School (Department Of Education), They Can Eat A Meat About It<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>If You Can Put It In School (Department Of Education), They Can Eat A Meat About It<.7.9.7.6.> by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 22, 2025

Have you eaten rice yet? 

The phrase ‘have you eaten rice yet?’ is a social pleasantry used between friends and acquaintances along the same lines as saying ‘how are you?’ or ‘how’s it going?’ A person may respond, ‘eaten already’ or ‘not yet’. The phrase is another way of asking ‘have you eaten yet?’, but if the reply is ‘not yet’ there is every chance the two friends will end up eating together even if it’s just a quick snack.

A dialogue between two friends :

Boy: Have you eaten rice yet? (Typical greeting)
Girl: Yes, I’ve eaten. (Expected reply)
Boy: Where are you going? (The standard opening)
Girl: Over there! (Reply)
(Also a greeting couched like a question that requires no answer.)

Have you eaten rice yet? by Lisa Pang January 27, 2021

Flaccid eater 

Someone who can’t get it up but still wants to please his lover

Ed can’t get an erection but still gives his wife oral sex. Ed is a Flaccid eater

Flaccid eater by Kraven morehead February 10, 2023