David is a great person, a beast in bed with a black person dick. He can satisfy any women even Lana Rhodes. Amazing kisser and even makes man fall in love with him.
Also he is an amazing student and a great friend.
Also he is an amazing student and a great friend.
by Brazzers.D November 22, 2021
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by Mister mellow November 22, 2021
Get the David mug.The worst school in wildomar, southern california, looks like a prison and smells like tuna cassarole, the education might be just as bad. full of mexicans and short white kids. just about as ghetto as main street
by anonymous November 3, 2021
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by kenny 🤞 November 5, 2021
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by Pissypantspomade November 13, 2021
Get the David mug.This is subjective, but David is a short dude who likes to poke his head out of bookshelves. He is annoying and most definitely not flirty and attractive (yes I am attacking the other definitions). He is an uwu boy who does the finger thing all day long. As I said, this is subjective. Sorry to offend any Davids, only some are like this. By the way he is sussy.
David is an idiot.
by blahblahblacksheepn November 16, 2021
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If you meet a David, make sure to befriend him, that is the most certain way to survive his awesomeness.
If you meet a David, make sure to befriend him, that is the most certain way to survive his awesomeness.
by Dirty downsyndrom November 19, 2021
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