college grudgeuate

A diploma-toting academia scholar with a major chip on his shoulder regarding one or more aspects of said higher-education experience.

Many college grudgeuates feel dat dey have taken their courses largely for nothing, since either their diplomas are insignificant in da higher-paying employment world, or their study-majors are not significantly in demand in da current business community.

by QuacksO December 28, 2021

College Circumcision

When you super glue your homies foreskin to his sheets. He then gets morning glue…and…bam. College Circumcision.

Dylan stole my weed so I gave him a College Circumcision

by jacobmetz January 18, 2022

College

1. Somewhere you do post-16 study (In the UK)
2. Undergraduate university (In the US)

1. Should I do A-Levels or should I go to college?
2. Where are you planning on for college?

by Beyhive-StarWarsFan January 29, 2022

college

hell...... simple and to the point. The amount of sleep on a daily basis is the bare minimum, the food they serve is shitty, I have $20 in my bank account, and when it is all over..... I'll be paying off these shitty loans for the rest of my life.

Friend: Hey can you take my shift at the movie theater tomorrow?
Me: Sorry I can't im going to college, literal hell.

by PleaseEndThis February 16, 2022

College

The worst 4 years of your life

College sucks

by KanyeEast88 February 20, 2022

College campus rape

This is rape will its happen on the college campus

Did you hear she got College campus rape

by 459395 February 25, 2022

College ELA

A literal scam that is designed to waste your time and money. Once you pass English 9, you know literally everything you could possibly know about ELA (You know enough to survive after passing English 6). At least English 10, English 11, and English 12 are free... but College ELA? That is some bullshit you have to pay for. No thank you, I'll go take French 3 instead.

College ELA is a scam and a massive waste of time

by Sanae Katagiri April 5, 2022