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cock lodge

when a guy stays at a girl's place without paying, giving her sexual favors instead
I'm broke, guess I can cock lodge at Shinequa's
by Krystopf August 20, 2008
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Cock Gobbla

1. The act of gobblin an xtra large cock
2. He who gobbles the cock
3. Someone who just gobbles cock 24/7
Johnny: U a cock gobbla due, just go gobble a cockosaurus u stupid azz.

Cock Gobbla: Shut up due, gobble gobble gobble
by Johnny$$$$ October 8, 2008
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cock year

The duration of time that passes in which it feels like it has been a year since you have given or taken the cock.
Tom: Suzi's been dry for like 3 cock years.
Tony: Well find her a construction worker!
by TZ McLovin February 20, 2009
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Cock Saved

Opposite of cock blocked, instead of blocking your cock from access this act steers it towards greener pastures
Cock Saved: When i was about to go into my room with that uggo my friend stopped me. At the time i thought it was a cock block but upon having sobered up it was in fact a cock save.
by deandel March 16, 2009
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cock safe

Hey, man do you have a spare cock safe?
by CaptainFuckflaps March 13, 2013
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cock diaper

a condom you wear outside of intercourse to prevent cum or precum stains on your underwear/pants.
"Damn, if our cleaning lady keeps doing that I'll have to start wearing a cock diaper at work."
"My date was so hot I came in my pants. I wish I had a cock diaper that night!"
by azz_ May 14, 2013
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cock shy

A male (usually teenaged) who is pathologically shy about exposing his genitals to other males such as when stripping off in locker room and/or showering publically with other men at a public facility. Someone afflicted with cock shyness is often a mommy's boy with a low bodily self-esteem and poor social skills. These poor fellows will often change into their sports gear at home and leave after the game to shower elsewhere.
Fred: Jimmy's BO could take paint off a wall, doesn't he know how to shower?

Bill: The poor bugger's cock shy. Too afraid to visit the showers in the dorm.
by HarryFlashman June 15, 2013
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