Melissa Janeth Lopez Cardenas

A girl who be bruja as fuck

damn! She's such a Melissa Janeth Lopez Cardenas

by TOCAMELABANANA March 21, 2017

Pull your pimp card

When you really like somebody and not really tryin to see anybody else. (No more messin around with anybody else means you're no longer a pimp.)

You about to wife that broad, I'm about to pull your pimp card.

by Lildynamite717 October 17, 2017

swipe the card

When you are 69’ng and you ever so lightly lick the anus.

During my second backwards jockey session, I decided to change things up and swipe the card repeatedly.

by Deezlunch November 14, 2017

secured credit card

A type of credit card that is backed by a savings account used as collateral on the credit available with the card.

"You don't have a credit history? Let me help you by applying you to a secured credit card"

by Polokid246 April 20, 2018

Furry Credit Card

When a women uses someone who wants to have sex with her for goods or services.

Becky is broke but she'll use that "Furry Credit Card " to smoke out tonight.

Damn Becky you look good ,we definitely getting free drinks on the "Furry Credit Card" tonight!

Becky has been uses the "Furry Credit Card" to get rides to work all week!

by Dusty Nuggets June 4, 2018

Uno reverse card

The only counter against "no u" known to mankind. With this knowledge, you have the power to destroy the world.

Me: Ur mom has multible gays of great sizes
Other person: No u
Me: *Shows an uno reverse card*
Other person: *Fucking dies*

by Hitler1889 March 8, 2018

The Gay Card

The Gay Card is something you give to a gay soccer team (France and Belgia) that likes to drink CockJuice for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Even at noon with his 3. Time trans (Someone who for example was a guy and became a woman and the regretted it and became a man again)

WHAT THE FUCK?!? BELGIA SHOULD GET THE GAY CARD

by TheNonCacoDestroyer July 6, 2018