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Joe Bastianich

The asshole judge from MasterChef who makes Gordon Ramsay look nice, he's not even a real chef and just inherited everything from his mother. Also he's a fucking asshole.
Joe Bastianich has such a smackable face.
by TheForbiddenSilver December 1, 2025
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Pisswanking Bastard

A person who, when they ejaculate, only excretes urine instead of semen.
Shut up you pisswanking bastard.
by Outofthi5world December 17, 2025
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Lugoo Basto

Lugoo basto (noun, slang; derogatory)
A mocking term meaning “spaghetti legs”, used to insult someone with very skinny, thin, or weak-looking legs. The phrase suggests legs that resemble strands of spaghetti—long, narrow, and lacking strength—and is typically used in a teasing, sarcastic, or openly insulting way.
Example:
“Put on some pants, man—those lugoo basto are freezing just looking at them.”
Note: The term is informal and offensive, and usually used in jokes, banter, or bullying contexts rather than neutral description.
by Gino67 December 21, 2025
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Fat Bastard

A criminal type characterized by highly intellegent individuals who can't quite get things done, feel things have been stolen from them, has grow older, fatter, and has a taste for young blood.

As an individual the Brown University Shooter was a Fat Bastard
Donald Trump has become a national Fat Bastard.
by Max-501 December 24, 2025
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whore-master basturd

A guy who has a harem of cheap lays.
As in "Joey's such a whore-master basturd sleaze!"
by kim whalen December 3, 2003
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total arse bastard

Some one who is a total arse and a total bastard, so therefore a total arse bastard
"Clive is such a total arse," said Peter.
"Yeah and he's a total bastard too," added Dudley.
"I think he's a total arse bastard," concluded Derek.
by Dark Therapy February 4, 2009
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Sack full of bastards

A name given to one (typically a male) who is of greater disreputable character than a simple bastard; A real dick head.
He did what?! Man that guy is a whole sack full of bastards!
by Houston JC July 9, 2009
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