Air Dicked

When two people are standing up and one procced to jump upwards, holding the head and aiming the penis into the victim's mouth.

Oh no John has been air dicked by Paul

by The Backwards Poet March 4, 2025

Cival air patrol

Almost Rotc, but you get to fly airplanes, SAREX search and rescue exercise and a ton of saturday activities.

Also have your lastname on your ABU blouse, get ranks, and get your pilots license for cheaper than if you didnt join.

You can join at 12 youngest

Hey mom look its thoose 'cival air patrol' people

by DeadWd November 19, 2023

arendelle air

A very scary airline that employs half-blind mental institution patients as pilots and cabin crew. They lose your baggage every time because they dump it into the ocean for fun. Regardless of where you bought a ticket for, you can end up anywhere in the known world.

I thought something was wrong when my flight from Arendelle to Wakanda took 33 hours. For starters, we were crammed into an all-economy layout in a decades-old Boeing 707-330B which made Ryanair look like a first class airline in comparison. As we took off, the pilot started laughing maniacally and screaming "The faster we go, the higher we get!" as he executed a barrel roll. After losing half the wing and one of our engines falling off, we landed upside down in a lake in Japan. 34 of the 180 or so passengers onboard died. And to top it all off, they LOST MY DAMN LUGGAGE!
From now on I’m only flying Ryanair, BA or wakanda airlines. arendelle air sucks.

by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing September 17, 2025

air america

what you call pocket aces in texas hold'em given their ability to check raise, and slowplay your opponent(s) into betting, ultimately taking their money. would be a term used more often when winning a big pot, as in a high stakes no-limit game, hence the name given to the plane associated with the CIA which was said to have helped trafficked in heroin, air america--easy money.

1) opponent: you got american airlines (pocket aces)

you: no, just flying air america

2) (loosing to pocket aces)

you: someone was flying air america!!

by seattle_player February 7, 2010

Air Force

The biggest Joke of all 3 Australian Services

I'd never date anyone in the Air Force, they're a joke

by lynxaf September 12, 2018

Air Cadet

An Air Cadet has terrible drill and ugly hats. Often referred to as "Spaceys"

Air cadets are not the worst cadets but are definitely not the best.
When you see an air cadet you can see they are single and are definitely virgins.
Your eyes burn once you make eye contact. They are diseased.

Bob: What is it?

Frank: "Oh, That? Don't worry! It's only an air cadet, it is harmless. But be careful! It may carry diseases!!

by ionly speakTRUTH_123 January 10, 2024

put air in my tire

a shot of heroin

I need to put air in my tire

by El Dudeareno June 15, 2023