ASSHOLE TEASING 

It's another person that knows the SEX AD you are running as they are desperate to performing ANALINGUS on you such that they ask for a picture of your BELLY.

Come on TED you would not be here as if it wasn't for the BELLY as come over and let me FRENCH KISS YOUR ASS as please stop this back and forth e-mail ASSHOLE TEASING by sending a video of YOUR ASSHOLE as get your ASS over here, PLEAAASE!!!!

ASSHOLE TEASING by PRIME ASSHOLE April 4, 2021

ASSHOLE MENSTRUATION 

When you perform ANAL INTERCOURSE on anybody and it's extremely passionate as there is a clear cause.

When homosexuals FUCK without LUBE.

Demonstration of commiting a PEDOPHILE ACT on someone's child.

When you are PLOWIN' THE BACK 40 and ASSHOLE MENSTRUATION is the result as you indeed have a bloody situation. on your hands.

No lube , sorry ALAN , I always wanted to see your ASSHOLE MENSTRUATION.

Tom found out you boogied with his boy and now he is answering your ANAL INTERCOURSE ad as he is ready for some serious ASSHOLE MENSTRUATION with you ALAN.

ASSHOLE MENSTRUATION by NEE TRANSEXUALITY April 24, 2021

Asshole 

Everyone on this planet is an asshole including you.

Hey, look at that asshole behind that screen!

Asshole by Ur dada April 29, 2021

asshole.com 

something you type as a joke to scam messages

scammer: free mone you: asshole.com

asshole.com by www.asshole.com May 3, 2021

ASSHOLEE 

It is the person who calls you an ASSHOLE.

It is a word derived from ASSUREHOLE.

The SUPREME MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE.

Joe called me an ASSHOLE the other day as that would make Joe the ASSHOLEE.

Notice UR ASSHOLE is designated as ASSHOLEE who is an ASSUREHOLE.

It got even more ridiculous after LED ZEPPELIN HOUSES OF THE HOLY as it became the ASSHOLEE in charge.

ASSHOLEE by METE MEAT MEET May 7, 2021

Asshole Widening 

Retail slang: When you are at work (especially at a cashier position) and you get fucked (your asshole widened) by customer after customer, with no end in sight. This usually happens all at once because every customer needs to leave at the same fucking time I guess. It is not uncommon for dipshit customers to heckle you because they don’t have the intellect to understand that it being busy is not your fault.

Usually caused by short staffing or a bunch of uptight boomers coming in after church on Sunday morning.

1.
Me: Work tomorrow is going to be THE worst.

Friend: Why is that?

Me: Tomorrow is Superbowl Sunday, or as its also known as: My annual asshole widening.

2.

Me: I’m going to go to the bathroom real quick. We have been getting our assholes widened for 3 hours straight and I am about to piss my pants Amazon style.

Asshole Widening by danasp_42 May 12, 2021

asshole 

a person that is of poor quality human, normally a waste of breath and is annoying

Max: hey i had sex with your fat mom
Ted: fuck you man your an asshole

asshole by alekbie2 May 21, 2021