Hide My Own Eggs

Hide my own eggs

A saying one would use to describe themselves as mentally incompetent in the moment, or for a duration of time.

"I GOT SO TANKED LAST NIGHT, THAT I COULD HIDE MY OWN EGGS FOR EASTER "

by JJ Milla September 23, 2022

Egg Swapping

When you stick an egg up your ass so it gets hard boiled by your body heat and then you and your boy kiss your ass holes together and you shit the egg into your boys ass.

You: Bruh you wanna try egg swapping?
Your boy: Ah hell ya!

by papa_thirsto May 10, 2018

Egg

A Skinny, White, Bald Cunt Named Hugh

Damo: Look at that egg

Nikesh: He looks like Hugh

by Eye Yam Loli September 8, 2020

Egg

Is another way to say "a Dominican" or to be dead inside

Damn she is Egg today

by Sans undertale 69 October 29, 2018

egg

{noun}
An egg is not only a food, but an art form. In our society eggs are very under appreciated as art.

{verb}
To to do something in a great manner, that truly pleases and/or confuses someone. The meaning is individual and hard to describe.

Billy: Do you want to go to the egg museum with me?
Sarah: I only like eating eggs

Gregory: Did you see that girl egg on stage last night?
Bertha: Yeah! I wish I could egg as great as her.

by mouldremover February 7, 2020

toilet egg

When someone doesn't flush after peeing, and it has time to settle into an egg-shaped "yolk". If disturbed, it emits a terrible odor.

Guy 1: James was over, and he left a toilet egg in the bathroom...
Guy 2: Gross.

by smellyeggs September 16, 2016

Egg

The cries of baby chicks, screaming for life again, wanting but never receiving. Doomed to eternal suffering.. Until the end of their painful existence when they are eaten by snobby humans. They will never be fre

”I REALLY want an egg, I will FUCKING KILL for an egg right about now”

by Penguin Giraffe December 4, 2020