by x11198109v0 November 20, 2022
Get the Monkey Assholesmug. 
Me
"bro I'm a silly little alcoholic asshole and have nothing else to do than drink and fuck twinks"
"I DONT FUCKKNG CARE YOI FUCMIGN FAGGOT"
"I DONT FUCKKNG CARE YOI FUCMIGN FAGGOT"
by Am not gay February 1, 2023
Get the Alcoholic assholemug. Refers to a taste so putrid and soul-crushing that one may prefer to ingest the powdered bodily chocolate-starfish region remains of mumified corpses from bygone days.
A taste emanating from such a foul smell that it transfers onto your taste buds.
A taste emanating from such a foul smell that it transfers onto your taste buds.
Why that brother sniffing MD? It tastes like ancient asshole.
The best thing for a cold is ginger, lemon, honey and garlic. But the garlic makes that concoction taste like ancient asshole.
The other night I was getting lucky with this hot lil thing at mine. I stuck my tongue right down there and it tasted like ancient asshole so I threw her right back out on them streets.
The best thing for a cold is ginger, lemon, honey and garlic. But the garlic makes that concoction taste like ancient asshole.
The other night I was getting lucky with this hot lil thing at mine. I stuck my tongue right down there and it tasted like ancient asshole so I threw her right back out on them streets.
by SouthseaBoyoUK October 23, 2025
Get the Ancient assholemug. The tendency to dislike or disapprove of someone’s actions, regardless of their nature, once they’ve been widely deemed an "asshole" by others and their inconsiderate behavior has solidified your personal dislike for them. Even when you recognize that you engage in similar behavior—behavior that isn't inherently rude or malicious—you’ll still feel disproportionate annoyance or anger toward their actions.
"I know I can be a bit loud in public sometimes, but when Sonya raises her voice like that, it triggers my asshole bias—I just can't stand her doing it, even though it's something I’ve done myself."
"I’ll admit, I sometimes text during movies, but when Mark does it, it drives me crazy. His constant texting just sets off my asshole bias"
"I’ll admit, I sometimes text during movies, but when Mark does it, it drives me crazy. His constant texting just sets off my asshole bias"
by McLovin17# January 7, 2025
Get the Asshole Biasmug. 
The SEX ORGAN that has nothing to do with SHIT. Note that the ASSH0LE ASSHOLE opens and closes for everybody's convenience.
by FECESRIMJOB March 22, 2021
Get the ASSH0LE ASSHOLEmug.