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Metric fuck ton

Exactly 42,069 pounds, calculated to be the best measurement produced by the metric system.
That is a metric fuck ton of shit!!
by Gooberdiesel October 30, 2025
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Metric fuck load

Exactly 27351 kilos more that an metric fuck ton usually delivered by HD trucks or rail cart.
Boss: “Boy use this (f(x) = x - 27351) to calculate the amount of waste we produce to lower the amount of metric fuck loads we need to order”
by Gooberdiesel October 30, 2025
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When you hate someone so much you also hate everyone who is connected to them, including (but not limited to) Their mom, dad, siblings, grandparents, great grandparents, ancestors, future descendants that haven’t been born yet, their local cashier, and their uber driver
Dumb coworker: Yap yap yap blah blah blah
Me: Fuck you and your uber driver
by kashimofeetlicker November 3, 2025
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Mind fuck

Someone or something that overloads your mind — twists your perceptions, provokes intense intrigue, leaves you dazed & fascinated, creating a euphoric sensation from mental overstimulation.
best.mind fuck.ever.
by X•x•o•x•X November 3, 2025
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Mind fuck

Someone or something that overloads your mind — twists your perceptions, provokes intrigue & curiosity, or leaves you dazed & confused — creating euphoric sensations through your body from mental overstimulation.
Best.mind fuck.ever.
by X•x•o•x•X November 4, 2025
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Hayy-Fuck

based on the life experiences of Ibn Hayy, a sexual act in which you horribly violate an animal insides after dissecting it while experiencing divine revelations from Allah
wow! I can't believe you just did a Hayy-fuck to that deer - how's Allah doing?
by Ibn Tufayl November 5, 2025
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Suck fuck!

The extreme Australian version of "Suck shit!", meaning that the person saying it is either rejoicing in, or is indifferent to, the other person's misfortune.
"I'm going fishin' early tomorrow morning off the rocks at the beach, and I had a blowout of both me thongs - and the bloody shops are now shut."

"Suck fuck! You'll have to use little nails to fix 'em!"
by Cool4Katz November 13, 2025
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