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by i'mgonnashooturschoolup69420 January 28, 2020

stupid idiot cunt fuck

Top tier in the hierarchy of insults, 'stupid idiot cunt fuck' may be used as an exclamation and adjective towards persons who should have been swallowed as spermatozoa.

"You stupid idiot cunt fuck!" exclaimed Glenn.

by gilksy June 1, 2024

..You fuck one donkey!

The shortened version of "If a man has sex with a man, it doesn't make him gay. But you fuck one donkey, and everyone will call you donkey fucker until you die."

It means that some deeds are so horrifically memorable that you will be known for it, even if the act or event was a one time thing.

Bill: Hey guys! What are you cooking for Thanksgiving?
Simon: I don't want you in the kitchen, you might get a semi.
James: Haha, turkey fucker!
Bill: C'mon man, that was when I was 14. God....You fuck one donkey!

by penisshakes October 9, 2024

Lasagne Fuck Offer

When your spouse knows you’ve eaten too much lasagne and knows you won’t say yes to sex, but offers it like they’re keen

Spouse: touches your belly “do you want a fuck?
You: “goddammit I’ve eaten way too much lasagne, get your hand off my belly”
Spouse: “don’t say I never offer”
You thinking: shit, I just got the lasagne fuck offer

by GingerPubes115 February 26, 2019

FUCK ME

fuck me means to absolutely fuck my brains out and leave me breathless and stuff.

Please Fuck me baby

by YOUR BIG DICK DADDY March 7, 2023

The Russian Spin Fuck

When Individual 1: Proceeds to lie down, balance and spin a bay-blade on their erect penis and Individual 2 proceeds to sit down on the the bay-blade and penis while it is still spinning, creating The Russian Spin Fuck.

Person 1: Hey I heard Josh and Sarah tried The Russian Spin Fuck!
Person 2: Damn I'm jealous that's my favorite sex position!
Person 1: Same!

by darrel harkins March 7, 2022

Fuck you

it can mean two different thing:

dude: Fuck you you're so annoying

or
dude: ill Fuck you

by 101 ('-') April 19, 2022