Lasagne Fuck Offer

When your spouse knows you’ve eaten too much lasagne and knows you won’t say yes to sex, but offers it like they’re keen

Spouse: touches your belly “do you want a fuck?
You: “goddammit I’ve eaten way too much lasagne, get your hand off my belly”
Spouse: “don’t say I never offer”
You thinking: shit, I just got the lasagne fuck offer

by GingerPubes115 February 26, 2019

stupid idiot cunt fuck

Top tier in the hierarchy of insults, 'stupid idiot cunt fuck' may be used as an exclamation and adjective towards persons who should have been swallowed as spermatozoa.

"You stupid idiot cunt fuck!" exclaimed Glenn.

by gilksy June 1, 2024

The Russian Spin Fuck

When Individual 1: Proceeds to lie down, balance and spin a bay-blade on their erect penis and Individual 2 proceeds to sit down on the the bay-blade and penis while it is still spinning, creating The Russian Spin Fuck.

Person 1: Hey I heard Josh and Sarah tried The Russian Spin Fuck!
Person 2: Damn I'm jealous that's my favorite sex position!
Person 1: Same!

by darrel harkins March 7, 2022

Skull Fuck

V. The act during a physical altercation in which an individual firmly grasps with one hand the temporal region of another individuals head. More specifically stated with their thumb firmly pressed into the eye socket region and the remaining four fingers used as a gripping vice wrapped around the back of the head. The benefit allows full control an individual better known as the aggressee or "Lil' Bitch" by the aggressor or "The Deliverer of Fuck Around And Find Outs" with something so simple and effortless like the "flick-a-da-wrist" whilst engaging in a physical altercation or better known as a "fight", "throwing down", good "ole fashion fisticuffs", and "beating the brakes off someone", or more specifically described by some as "childhood memories" "daddy why did you have to do that to mommy". If this move deemed Skull Fuck is done correctly it can end an altercation before it even starts as demonstrated as such on many occasions by one of our generations greatest Fuck & Fight Masters, DJ Searles. He has performed this move with master class and precision since the the dawn of Fuck Around & Find Outs.

1) "If you don't get the fuck away from me I'm going to Skull Fuck the shit out of you."

2) Wow, I had heard him talk about it but never thought DJ would actually Skull Fuck somebody! Did you see how fast that guy got dropped?! That's some next level Fuck & Fights right there"

by Master Fuck n Fights January 5, 2024

National fuck a friend day again

on April 14 you have the right to fuck any amount of people who say they are your friend

I cant wait to shag my friend Tim again, tomorrow its national fuck a friend day again

by anonymous April 14, 2021

fuck it whey

Oh well , do it

Oh no I'm in so much trouble !!!! Fuck it whey

by Bobby10111 April 19, 2018

No fucks giving

TRACE DOESNT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ANYTHING “NO FUCKS GIVING”

K said somebody stole my car.
Trace said so what? No fucks giving

by No fucks giving November 3, 2018