Phrase spoken in times of shock, awe or disbelief, started by a man in middle tn after he witnessed another man witness the brutal gang rape of a female monkey by several males... He watched indifferently but offered no aid to the helpless monkey or her bleeding butthole....
Well fuck a monkeys bleeding butthole... I just shit my pants again for god sakes... Never trust a fart....
by Eviljay666 February 10, 2023

by anonymous June 24, 2022

The shortened version of "If a man has sex with a man, it doesn't make him gay. But you fuck one donkey, and everyone will call you donkey fucker until you die."
It means that some deeds are so horrifically memorable that you will be known for it, even if the act or event was a one time thing.
It means that some deeds are so horrifically memorable that you will be known for it, even if the act or event was a one time thing.
Bill: Hey guys! What are you cooking for Thanksgiving?
Simon: I don't want you in the kitchen, you might get a semi.
James: Haha, turkey fucker!
Bill: C'mon man, that was when I was 14. God....You fuck one donkey!
Simon: I don't want you in the kitchen, you might get a semi.
James: Haha, turkey fucker!
Bill: C'mon man, that was when I was 14. God....You fuck one donkey!
by penisshakes October 9, 2024

A quick word used to describe some random (sometimes even indescribable) subject, item, thing, action, instance, or event.
Other forms: Fuck Shittery
Other forms: Fuck Shittery
by Gooby Goober December 29, 2023

The fucked shit is anything and everything depending on the context because everything is shit and all that shit is fucked. Great term to use while tripping balls when most words no longer work
Hey dude pass me the fucked shit I wanna get proper fucked mate
Oh mate I’m sorry to hear about the fucked shit, can’t believe she’s dead
Pass me the remote I’m gonna put on the fucked shit
Im really horny will you do the fucked shit
Remember when Will Smith did the fucked shit
Oh mate I’m sorry to hear about the fucked shit, can’t believe she’s dead
Pass me the remote I’m gonna put on the fucked shit
Im really horny will you do the fucked shit
Remember when Will Smith did the fucked shit
by The Fucked Guy July 10, 2022

Top tier in the hierarchy of insults, 'stupid idiot cunt fuck' may be used as an exclamation and adjective towards persons who should have been swallowed as spermatozoa.
by gilksy June 1, 2024
