Fucked all to shit

Being so drunk or high that you can not complete even the most basic task or function. The state of mind where all you can do is say things that make no sense and/or break things.

I was so fucked all to shit last night, I don't even know what I did. I woke up in a ditch and none of my friends will even talk to Me

by aasdfgthyjkl May 1, 2011

..You fuck one donkey!

The shortened version of "If a man has sex with a man, it doesn't make him gay. But you fuck one donkey, and everyone will call you donkey fucker until you die."

It means that some deeds are so horrifically memorable that you will be known for it, even if the act or event was a one time thing.

Bill: Hey guys! What are you cooking for Thanksgiving?
Simon: I don't want you in the kitchen, you might get a semi.
James: Haha, turkey fucker!
Bill: C'mon man, that was when I was 14. God....You fuck one donkey!

by penisshakes October 9, 2024

fat fuck

A fat, stupid person, just like you

I bet you don't know 1+1, you fat fuck

by Ben Dover #1 November 26, 2022

Fuck-Fuck

A meal that most cats love to eat and is also used when the can’t won’t do something.

“Hey,my cat won’t eat it’s food what should I do,””Just give it a little Fuck-Fuck and it should be good.”

by Jericho:/ June 1, 2018

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<.7.9.7.6.>when you hear one instrument through the microphone of another instrument for fucks sake<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

Doctor Fuck-Up

Skylar Crosslane

Call doctor fuck-up to get him out of bed, he over drink again

by Mplmmount November 17, 2023

Fuck

A word to use when some random kid on the street is being a prick.

Guy 1: you're such an asshole.
Guy 3: no he is.
Guy 2: shut the fuck up, motherfuckers.
Guy 3: k.
Guy 1: ok sure.

by tbone42 October 28, 2018