Leg Runner

Someone who is extremely stupid. They will often lack even the basic knowledge common to small children. Derived from the derogatory phrase "the best part of you ran down your mother's leg."

Person 1: "Yo, that guy just asked me what part of Africa Canada was in!"

Person 2: "Dude's a total Leg Runner..."

by HarbingerOfDumb May 09, 2018

Legging Virgin

Someone who wears leggings that are so tight no dick could ever get in

Don't ever date a legging virgin if you want some action.

by Badbiiiiiiiiiitch April 15, 2022

leg broke

It's not so much a physical ailment, but rather a social status, the likes of which can't none of these bitches done touch.

"Lord Stoner's got leg broke."

by Simon February 04, 2004

Two legs and a pulse

A term used to describe being desperate and settling for an ugly munter to have sex with.

Guy 1 - Why'd you sleep with her then, she's clapped
Guy 2 - Anything with two legs and a pulse

by Dwevle May 10, 2019

Leg it

To leg it means to run or dash away. This phrase is most commonly used when escaping from something that would seemingly cause mischief or trouble to yourself.

"Oh no! Emma is coming! Leg it!"

by Inconsolable April 20, 2018

Leg it

To “leg it” is a commonly used British phrase to mean to quickly run away from something.

“I was caught fighting someone by the head so I legged it”

“If we see Jessica, just leg it”

by Molmo July 04, 2018

Leg It

Irish slang to run/sprint often to escape someone/something

"The farmer came out with his gun so we decided to leg it"

by bonnieiscool April 17, 2021