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Horse Shit

"Vic DiBitetto rides a horse named Horse Shit. He has also been known to ride a whore named Whore Shit. I don't know which one is worse!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 6, 2023
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Horse Racism

A more common phrase for the sport of horse racing. Much like motorcyclists, horse racers prefer to be known as Horse Racists. Just for the record, a horse race itself is more commonly known as a Whore's Race as it involves racing anything from horses and whores to a horse's whores and everything in between.
"Vic DiBitetto rode a horse named Horse Shit in the local horse race. Then he went on to ride a whore named Whore Shit in the National Whore's Race Championship! Much like a motorcyclist, he brings the Horse Racism back to all of the Whore's Racists!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 8, 2023
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Plunge horse

A horse at long odds who receives the predominant amount of market money at a late stage in betting and thus ‘plunges’ the price into favouritism or near favouritism.
How many fucking times does your plunge horses have to get rolled before people wake up and realise your a fucking dud!!
by Big_jim420 February 10, 2024
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The Best Horse

'The Best Horse' is what you would usually prefer to as your girlfriend, crush, that girl in your class with the stomper rack or any bitch you'd wanna fuck.
Guy: "Dude you seen Fat-Ass-Fiona? She's The Best Horse."
Other guy: "Yeah man, she be thicc."
by That one girl with the fat ass December 23, 2020
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Horse

another way to say mate while talking to close friends or family
Happy Birthday Johnny” -paul
cheers horse” -johnny
by Sug_Madic August 13, 2021
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Drunk horse

A woman starts riding her man in the reverse cowgirl position then sticks her finger up his butt dry and the girl tries to stay on for as long as possible.
by Hanna Banana1 November 23, 2016
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white horse

White Horse is a slang used in association to playful or comical demeanor. The act of being on a White Horse is essentially to be in a humorous mood.
"She's all comical again, right back onto her white horse."
by dailyfinality December 7, 2024
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