Harem pants

A type of thing people put over their legs (these do not deserve to be called pants) that has the supernatural ability of making Victoria's Secret models looking like a pile of manure. These things are uglier and more disgusting than the Black Plague. Unfortunately, they are also spreading faster than the Black Plague. See: man repeller

bf: Hey, Jill, you have something on your leg.
gf: Those are my new pants! They're called harem pants!
bf: We're over.

Stephanie: Ew, her thighs and hips are massive and all jiggly and gross! Why are her legs so disgusting?!
Hannah: Actually, she's a swimsuit model. Those are her "pants"

Harem pants by Sue Duhnim July 4, 2012

i'd rather have a penis in my pants 

The term you use in an awkward situation

boy: wanna go on a date?
girl: i have AIDS
...
boy i'd rather have a penis in my pants

i'd rather have a penis in my pants by Gangy July 24, 2008

Bro Pants

Loose sagging jeans with large colored pockets typically worn by "bros". South Pole is a popular brand. Associated with hip hop urban culture. Usually accompanied by boxer shorts and oversized t-shirt or jacket.

Hey bro, I like them bro pants ya waring.

Bro Pants by teacherdan December 9, 2009

Period Pants 

Period Pants were invented at the turn of the century as more and more women demanded to be let out of the house while their vaginas were bleeding profusely. In 1896, the United States Congress passed the "Period Pants Law", which allowed women to enter public buildings, so long as they wore designated "period pants" so that everyone knew these whores were out fucking around when they should be at home bleeding into their underwear and girdles.

"Did you hear that John accidentaly wore Mary's Period Pants to church last week? Everyone is talking about it!"

Period Pants by DNFles September 25, 2009

period pants 

When a male or female is bein a bitch and actin like they is on they rag and need a tampon.

hey, ya 'ol period pants, quit bein a bitch!

man, she actin like such a fuckin period pants.

period pants by rachel November 24, 2003

Man Pants

A man with a bulge in all the right places.

For instance, when a man wears good quality pants that fit snug in his butt, as well as frontal area, making every girl wonder what's under those man pants.

Man Pants by Fizabeth March 1, 2011

free Pants

random thing that sean gives out, in order to try and woo the opposite sex

sean gave chaz's some free pants cos he fancies her

free Pants by curlz June 30, 2004