cuddle monster

harleigh reece olivia hunter morrow

harl doesn’t get cuddles until she admits she’s the cuddle monster

by themagicaldonke February 28, 2025

rap monster

a member of south-korean boy band BTS
lead rapper, whose voice could make you pregnant

looks like could kill you but is actually a cute cinnamon roll
and not even pure

Ter: oh my god rap monster is such a daddy
Rapmon: ok

by kkaebsongaa January 18, 2017

here thar be monsters

It means when you're with an unclean woman and u get crabs on you're genitals.

I got up after bad sex with a lady of the night, went into the bathroom, looked at my junk, and Here Thar Be Monsters!

by Shrouded In Red December 5, 2015

Tubby Goo Monster

A name given to, mainly females, for being excessively gooey, especially around the underarm area. They are known for having various house hold objects disappear in their goo. They will often avoid wearing bikinis but when they do it is not a pretty sight that you'll want to be around. Layers and layers of goo will pour out eventually consuming everything in sight.

Wonton: Hey Devon!!! Where the fuck is my laptop?!

Devon (tubby goo monster): I don't fucking know!!! Have you checked underneath all my goo???

Wonton: I told you to lose weight you fucking tubby goo monster before your goo eats the rest of my shit!

by creatorofthegoo August 1, 2012

Monster Hunter Now

A mobile game that was released to encourage fat fucks to get off their asses and go outside.

Guy 1: Hey man I just downloaded Monster Hunter Now.
Guy 2: Good, you need the exercise you fucking beach ball.

by The_Violator702 September 27, 2023

Morale Monster

(Noun) A bipolar NCO who believes it's their primary purpose and responsibility to micro manage and diminish the morale of their soldiers.
One who puts their own agenda above the welfare of their soldiers.

"Damn, the Morale Monster is back to make us clean up someone else's mess for the sixth time this week."

by Anon999993 October 24, 2008

Monster Rocker

Is a Minifigures introduced in October 2015

The Monster Rocker appears to be a rock music version of The Monster from series 4

by Jordan Hurley September 10, 2025