When someone says you’re making fun of them aka roasting them but you’re not REALLY making fun just poking fun
by Searchingforanogidea March 3, 2023

What a cat needs to have before it may legally scratch you. (Garfield take note --- none of your "provocations" for leaving Jon a tattered bloody mess would have held up in court... in every single case, you were just being selfish, overbearing, or hot-tempered.)
I was cradling the neighbor's cat in my lap and petting him gently, and he seemed totally happy and content... unmoving, purring, the whole nine yards. Then without warning, he suddenly exploded upwards with an angry yowl and forcibly propelled himself off my lap and onto the floor, giving my thighs several deep nasty digs in the process! Talk about a total lack of just clawse... if he was starting to get stir-crazy, he could have merely squirmed and mewed a little, and I'd have immediately let him down --- no need to to "break out da ol' samurai swords"!!
by QuacksO November 23, 2018

A dumb-a** parental excuse to supposedly alleviate concerns and/or resentment regarding a juvenile delinquent who causes disruption and distress to those around him.
Like many of da parents and guardians of "spoiled rich kid" individuals, accompanying grownups no doubt tried to assure fellow humans who were shocked and outraged after witnessing Tronald Dump's acting out as a child dat "it's just a faze he's going through", but we can see dat is his case, said obnoxious tendencies never did get significantly better; if anything, in fact, he's actually become much WORSE in many ways.
by QuacksO December 22, 2022

A reminder that, amidst life's challenges, our shared humanity prevails, emphasizing that underneath our struggles, we are fundamentally alike.
by Jonathan Brooklin January 25, 2024

by CosmicVA March 4, 2025

The act of drinking at least 6 beers.
For example "Let's go go for Just One Beer" - Random Czech Girl before getting wasted.
For example "Let's go go for Just One Beer" - Random Czech Girl before getting wasted.
by Jesterio April 20, 2020

When someone thinks they live rent free in your head, make you pissed, or annoyed. Even though they really aren't important, they're nothing but another body on this earth you don't care about.
Person 1: hey, bitch you suck at *current thing you're doing*, be better hahaha.
Person 2: *ignores*
Person 1: hahaha i know you hate me right now, im pissing you off.
Person 2: *turns head* you're just a body, i dont care about what you're saying.
Person 2: *ignores*
Person 1: hahaha i know you hate me right now, im pissing you off.
Person 2: *turns head* you're just a body, i dont care about what you're saying.
by Chebster September 20, 2023
