something you say to smebody when they are complaining about you "not following rules" or "being rude" or if they are just being an annoying goody goody asshole. Can also be used on Jesus Freaks.
by LolointheSkywithDiamonds July 27, 2008
An exclamation showing extreme surprise, anger, frusteration, or pain. Because it is mildly blasphemous, it should be used only under the most extreme of negative situations.
by Crazy Dick July 05, 2003
1. A phrase used mostly by Christians, but also by anyone else when they realize everyone hates them as a desperate attempt to instill some feeling of self-worth. This works wonders on low self-esteem, by reminding yourself that even though everyone else wants to strangle you, your imaginary friend Jesus will love you no matter what.
2. The title of a song, created for the same purpose but has a catchy tune.
2. The title of a song, created for the same purpose but has a catchy tune.
1. Dude: Everyone hates you.
Loser: Well...Jesus still loves me!
2. Through out the neighborhood, the words rang strong and clear: "Jesus loooves me this I knoooow, for the Bible tells me soooo. Little ones to him belong, they are weak but he is strong! Yessss Jesus loves meeeee, Yessss Jesus loves meeee...."
And everyone knew, that Sam had been dumped yet again.
Loser: Well...Jesus still loves me!
2. Through out the neighborhood, the words rang strong and clear: "Jesus loooves me this I knoooow, for the Bible tells me soooo. Little ones to him belong, they are weak but he is strong! Yessss Jesus loves meeeee, Yessss Jesus loves meeee...."
And everyone knew, that Sam had been dumped yet again.
by What's it to you? July 22, 2006
A woman wearing a floor-length maxi dress (most likely with spaghetti straps) made of jersey, resembling Jesus in his robes.
JJWs usually wear gladiator sandals and have a blatant disregard for the rule of summer that demands bare legs.
JJWs usually wear gladiator sandals and have a blatant disregard for the rule of summer that demands bare legs.
by flosie August 03, 2009
by LotsaPasta March 26, 2017
As a firm Jesus Loving Slut, Sharon attends church every Sunday, the day after she sleeps with Jane/Michelle/Karen/Ann/Sophie/Stephanie's boyfriend.
by Pomodoro April 11, 2010
Some people in Alabama who are crazy and learn karate for Jesus. They are Pentecostal Crazies and speak in tongues. It's like Karate For Christ or something. It's freaky in a bad bad way.
onlooker#1: Dude, they just beat the shit out of that Hindu.
onlooker#2: Yeah, it's those crazy guys that do kung-fu for Jesus.
onlooker#2: Yeah, it's those crazy guys that do kung-fu for Jesus.
by mofojimbo August 02, 2009