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Scattered Showers

The weather is being indecisive whether or not it wants to give you a decent day or if it wants to say fuck you to your plans.
Scattered showers are bullshit. I just wanna go to the beach in peace.
by TittyNibbler34278 May 17, 2023
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Jersey shower

When you or your partner shit into your hands, throw it up in the air and run under it.
My buddy got his girl to give him a Jersey shower last weekend!
by Swingingdee January 6, 2022
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Nathan Shower

noun: a procedure one undergoes when the condition are very gross to take a shower; which includes washing your hair in the sink and rubbing yourself in baby wipes
PK: Yo, the showers are so gross!
Kim K: Yeah, I took a Nathan Shower
by Hunter Grant Covengton June 29, 2019
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surfer shower

a surfer shower is used after a long day at the beach to rid the user of sand. to make a surfer shower, simply get an empty container ( fruit punch or milk cartons ) and fill it with water. when you get to the shore, leave the surfer shower in your trunk. as the day ends and you’re ready to go home, the water will be warm and you can rinse off before tracking sand in your car.
daughter: ughh i’m so sandy!
son: i know right! i’m getting a rash.
dad: don’t worry kids, we brought the surfer shower.
mom: y’all better not track sand in my car!
by redheads are hot May 8, 2020
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Taxi Shower

A taxi shower is common in Wall Street when you are working long hours and do not have time to rest. In this case, you hail a cab, go home and shower quickly while the taxi waits, and head back to work immediately.
I will finish this project by Sunday morning. I’ll just take a taxi shower Sunday morning and can present to the clients Sunday noon.
by Anti-Legwarmers March 3, 2023
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shower-stomper

Someone who excretes feces and scat in the showers, then proceeds to stomp it down the drain.
"Did you see Big Mike in the showers?"
"He is a fucking shower-stomper"
by Aoki-kun February 11, 2020
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Czech golden shower

When you get showered in hot brass from a VZ-61 submachine gun.
The VZ-61 fires so fast, it gave me a Czech golden shower.
by stripes1331 November 17, 2022
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