fat sock

To hide one’s secret stack of goodies, be that sweeties or illicit narcotics.. usually used in prison terminology as a person who holds out on his/ her cell mate or other persons incarcerated

Ere mate... that Cockwomble has been fatsocking all of us.. he has hidden his weed n’ baccy down his socks.. a proper Fat Sock

by Bigger Cockwomble August 19, 2020

fat or fine

The bet a group of males makes when they go out for the night, that they have to come home with either a fat chick or a fine chick

Boys its fat or fine tonight.

"hey i got dibs on the fat one"

by hi tec May 12, 2003

camera fat

The extra five pounds that the camera adds to photographs.

Robin picks up Brittany's graduation picture and says "Wow! You look like you were a little chunkier back then. When did you lose weight?"

"I think it was my outfit and uh well, you know - camera fat."

by bingo lingo December 15, 2009

fat chops

Northern English term for a big fat lad with a big fat face. Chops are cheeks.

It means fat face.

'Oi, fat chops, when you've stop stuffing the remainder of that kebab into your trap the taxi's waiting'

by Fat Chops March 16, 2016

Fat fuckness

To be so fat that it’s fucked

I worked the fat fuckness out of me today

by Calamari sauce August 5, 2020

fat stare

A loathing up/down look people give to fat people which usually lasts a couple of seconds that says 'oh God how can anyone let themselves reach such a stage'

A fat girl walks into a gym eating an ice cream is asking for a truckload of fat stares

by plantplant April 16, 2014

Fat Squirt

Fat squirt is the female equivalent of a fat nut

Usually in response to attention

1.
Person 1: Dude, did you see I got 200 likes on my post?
Person 2: Fat squirt, am I right boys?

2.

Fuck yeah! #1 Fortnite victory royal, fat squirt gamers

by Agario and solitaire lover February 8, 2020