Doing a john

to unexplainably lose all your money in five hands of poker

'Damnit five hands and im all out!'
'shut yo jibba jabber and stop doing a john!'
*crys then begins to masterbate*

by lewis B October 23, 2007

DOING A PRASHANT

Leaving a job for a higher paying one and realising the work conditions are worse, then coming back to the previous job.

I'm doing a prashant because im a gay ass hole fucker who only cares about money!

by 23444Xz August 10, 2007

do-fer

Someone who does for everyone. When you do for everyone you are inclined to be a do-fer.

My mother will do-fer her friends and relatives but forget to do-fer herself.

by Worbler November 26, 2010

booty-do

When a woman's stomach fat pokes out farther than her butt.

Frank: That girl got a booty-do!
Dan: What's that mean?
Frank: Her stomach stick out farther than her booty do!

by LydiaLoo August 21, 2007

speer, do a

To attempt to escape punishment by denying any knowledge of the crime with which you are accused.

Named in honour of Albert Speer, cheif architect of the Third Reich, who escaped the gallows at the Nuremburg trials with the canny defence, 'What Jews?'

speer, do a

How did you not get expelled for that offensive graffiti?

I just did a Speer.

by mick travis October 19, 2009

Doing a Glen

Not being able to find the right hole when finally getting to go all the way with a girl.

Thus spoiling the mood.

And making yourself a laughing stock when it gets out.

"So I took Jason back to mine, I thought I'd finally give him what he was after."

"Yeah? How'd it go?"

"He ended up doing a Glen. I was so embarrassed for him"

"God you poor thing. Glen was shit!"

by Scott666 October 17, 2008

Do A Thing

to pull a crazy, stupid face when called out .

"hey paul Do a Thing" . Paul proceeds to stop what he's doing and pulls a extremely stupid face

by deano_m_ January 7, 2016