Mallet Dick

When it's wider around than it is long. As this prevents actual penetration from happening it forces the owner to pound around in the general vicinity of his target, hence the name mallet dick.

Lady: Damn he hit me with his mallet dick last night, I'm sore from my knees to my belly button

by #Splashback March 19, 2015

Dick Cheney

made money off the Iraq War

Dick Cheney made money off the Iraq War

by mybootyhadulike March 31, 2015

Dick Kicked In

To get your ass handed to you or to take a beating. Can be used to describe a fight, a hard day at work (especially in the service industry) or lose an argument badly

"I haven't gotten my dick kicked in that hard in a long time"

"I shouldn't have picked a fight with that dude, he really kicked my dick in" ETC

by Average John April 3, 2015

dick faced

That stupid open-mouthed look that people have on their face when they're surprised or shocked.

Look at that dumb broad standing in the corner looking dick faced.

by Saharrah Naimah April 9, 2015

Macaroni Dick

When your dick curves to the side

Tanya: "That nigga's dick was curved as fuck. He had that macaroni dick."

by IxIRadioactiiv May 14, 2015

Put a dick in it

A way of telling someone to shut up, "it" referring to your mouth, as in "put a sock in it", however this one is more vulgar as it also implies "suck my penis", also a way of telling someone to "fuck off".

BLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLA
PUT A DICK IN IT!

by CedricDoodlehopper July 3, 2015

Dolezal dick

When ones dick is so big, it identifies as black.

Man, I got that Dolezal dick.

by Jeemfeezy August 9, 2015