baked chalk feet

reeeeally crusty feet....
like i mean really crusty. includes toenails too

"Yesterday, I went to the mall. I saw Amy, buying new sandals, with her baked chalk feet out in the open!"

by big ol mess January 21, 2023

baked

high

"bro im baked"

by franks #1 buyer February 12, 2023

Baked Beaned

Just really high

Dude im totally baked beaned right now

by nevans100 March 10, 2023

Bakedthesevirgins

Quite a lovely and wonderful they just don't know it yet. Would give a big hug to and most of the time has very limited responses. A very nice and sort of intimidating individual! Can surprise you at times good or bad is to be decided by how you look at it.

"I love Glen Quagmire so much" -Bakedthesevirgins

by ChocolatteCookie April 15, 2023

bake

equivalent to "piss off" or "fuck off"

"please bake"

"can you bake please?"

by partygetsmewetter122 April 29, 2023

Baierizum

Verb: The act of buying something you already own because you can find the first one in your hoarding mess. The purchasing of a duplicate item due to the inability to locate the original one amidst a cluttered or disorganized living space.

Note: The term "Baierizum" is a playful neologism and not commonly found in standard dictionaries. It is derived from the factual scenario of any person or persons from the family named "Baier" who engages in this peculiar shopping behavior on a regular basis.

Example: Uncle Tom baierizumed a claw hammer he thought he had lost, only to have the new hammer delivered three hours after he found the original one buried under a pile of old tools and junk.

by HeyChubba May 23, 2023

Bake a brownie

When you take a shit and then shove it up the girls pussy, 'impregnating' her with the poop.

hey Candice, u wanna bake a brownie tonight?

by Autistic_Lemon June 19, 2023