national bOOb day

The day where boobs must be celebrated! The internet definition date of National Boob Day is August 2.

Hey do you know what day national boob day is?
Yeah I looked it up and it says August 2nd!

by luna is my dog jack is my cat August 4, 2021

National massage boobs day

You massage any girl boobs on Every other month and the holiday starts November!!!!!

Hi Girlllsss! YOU KNOW it's that month, last month it was skipped, so i get to massage your boobs! ITS NATIONAL MASSAGE BOOBS DAYYYYY!!!!

by Omran's lover October 16, 2019

Boob-notized

adj. -when a person becomes utterly distracted and oblivious to their surroundings due to the fact that boobs are in the immediate area.

Did you see her Tig ol bitties? Had my homie straight boob-notized!

by Isaidyuh March 20, 2019

boobs

-the greatest thing to ever exist in the entire world

-a gift from the gods

-the love of my life <3

Boobs are a gift from god

by raineseypoo February 19, 2022

National Grab Boob Day

FUCK OFF. GENUINELY FUCK OFF.
MOTHERFUCKERS GENUINELY HAD TO MAKE A WHOLE ASS DAY JUST TO GRAB BOOBS. GO TO PORNHUB OR SOME SHIT AND MASTURBATE WITH YOUR 2 INCHER YOU LONELY ASS MOTHERFUCKING, FUCKING LOOK AT HENTAI OR SOME SHIT YOU FUCKING FETISH-RIDDEN DISGRACE. STOP SEXUALLY ASSAULTING RANDOM WOMEN ON THE STREETS, GO KYS.

Person/Boy 1: “omg it’s National Grab Boob Day!!1 let me go grab that random woman’s racks, she look like she’s got the whole ass bakery!! with that dumpy too!!1”
Person/Boy 2: *punches* “wtf dude that’s disgusting, you can’t just go sexually assault women”

by turbowashere March 26, 2022

boob crev

The dark side of the boob, the fold under the breast.

"I heard that Nicole decided to dress up as Steve Urkel for Halloween."
"Yeah, it was a great costume, except that she had her pants pulled up under her boob crev. Not very Urkel-esque."

by Malingergeist April 30, 2015

puddle boob

The boob that puddles when pushed up, and there is a gap between the strap and the boob.

That server has great puddle boob.

by yodi yoder October 11, 2014