Free coffee for $1

Something a stupid person wrote

Free coffee for $1

by Elysmile April 1, 2021

free-ish

is when you Receive an item with Or something With certain rules or stipulations on them Like receiving a car or a phone but you have to do work or Trade Something For an item or do work It's like an exchange of services

We went to T-Mobile and received the phone free-ish Where it was free but we had to pay sales tax

by Darbie and Ed March 14, 2022

Free guy

Oh hey shit that does kind of seem like it's based on this don't it? Ha! Hilarious!

Hym "Yeah, I just watched that 'Free Guy' movie... That was pretty good. I thought it was funny."

by Hym Iam March 6, 2023

That’s a Free Drink

A phrase to use while celebrating.

Abe: Bro we just finished that order in under a minute
John: That’s a Free Drink!!
Abe: yessir

by Doppinator December 26, 2020

Take Some Free Honey

You would like as many men as possible to run a train on your butthole.

Damn, Kevin posted "take some free honey" grab the lube and let's fucking go!

by moon_cricket August 17, 2023

free pretzel

The act of eating ass at an Outback Steakhouse.

Hey, you guys tried the free pretzels at Outback?

by PotatoFamine June 1, 2018

99% fat free mayonnaise

When you try to be on diet so you buy the fat free one but really it's not even that good.

"Oh Janine, I'm only buying this 99% fat free mayonnaise because I'm on a diet"

by YeetusMcGeetus March 21, 2019