Fan Status is a perceived standing in reference to a rock band or professional sports team. The achievement of fan status is defined by a willingness to perform oral sex (or other sexual acts up to and including intercourse) with the members of the band or team.
by JousterIII May 30, 2021
Get the fan statusmug. An example of how new technology does something better, but you sacrifice something to get it. Kids are now growing up without the ability to say Luke I am your father into their bladed fans.
Kids born in the last 10 years or so aren't going to get to talk into their fans or rewind videocassettes thanks to newer technology that eliminates most of this stuff from people's lives. A lot of the new fans are bladeless fans. Is newer technology always better?
by Solid Mantis August 15, 2020
Get the Bladeless fanmug. by qweerttyuiopasdfghhjklzxccvbnm April 9, 2023
Get the 5.25inch bay lcd fan controlermug. A common expression used as a way to tell an autistic kid to chuck shit (usually fruit) in an air conditioning unit fan which is attached to a building next to a school fence.
by BigDickBear445 June 13, 2019
Get the fan itmug. by SnipeyDew October 26, 2017
Get the hot fanmug. 
