I wish “x” was real

When people say that they wish “x” was real, what they mean is that they live in another parallel dimension where “x” is a worldwide conspiracy theory. Looking at our universe, they wish that they had the same thing.

person -23: Man, I wish fr*nch people were real
person 197.6: why would you wish that?!
person “x” where (-x^2-3x+5)/6x=0: I wish cats were real
I wish “x” was real

by Just another writer tater November 05, 2023

Little Malcolm X

A miniature Malcolm X.

That guy with the glasses doesnt have a nerd bone in his body. He's just a tiny, tiny Little Malcolm X.

by Solid Mantis October 08, 2020

Little Malcolm X

A miniature Malcolm X.

That guy with the glasses doesnt have a nerd bone in his body. He's just a tiny, tiny Little Malcolm X. A Malcolm X in the middle.

by Solid Mantis October 08, 2020

Malcolm X Tea

A mixture of an obscene amount of nutmeg in water or another beverage, used by Malcolm X to get high while in prison. Effects include hallucinations, paranoia, intense nausea, and a sense of impending doom. May last several hours to days.

Woodhouse: "ANTS! All over my body!"
Ray Gillette: *slap* "So shut up and help me find the nutmeg and I'll make you some Malcolm X tea!"

(From the 2009 TV series, "Archer")

by abelgotha April 26, 2024

Trap X

trap-ex
a fusion genre that combines elements of trap metal and dubstep, as well as elements from other genres, like ragecore and phonk

What is this? It doesn’t sound like normal EDM.
It’s Trap X. Smh.

by scxr soul January 09, 2023

Trap X

trap-ex
a fusion genre that combines elements of trap metal and dubstep, as well as elements from other genres, like ragecore and phonk

What is this? This sounds like EDM but too heavy.
It’s Trap X. Smh

by scxr soul January 09, 2023

X-plane

OK SIMULATOR bBUt NEdd BETtterEr PLNEEennee
nO oNwnWNW WW ussweee XP!!

Hey! What plane are you flying in x-plane today?
Nothing special just the zibo mod 737-800.
X

by AHH I STOPIDAND NEED HELP January 21, 2022