Rogue Turd 

Condition where one experiences abdominal pain due to difficulties derived from a hard or immovable turd as the body tries to pass it to the colon.

person1: What's the matter? person2: My stomach hurts and the pain keeps moving. person1: Oh, I see. You've got a rogue turd.

Rogue Turd by trampledunderfoot November 30, 2019

Taquila Turd

Someone who frequently brings up "in my day" and "it's a generational thing" while drinking and talking smack in public arenas. Also, as bad as he/she is, STILL better than a Stubby. In effect, a 1-up Stubby Boomer.

"Man, kids these days don't even pronounce the "T" in words like button and mitten. In my day, we ALWAYS pronounced the T's! Either way, I'm still a leg up on a Stubby."

"I know, pops. You were the man back then. A regular ol' Taquila Turd."

Taquila Turd by ayemacii February 15, 2020

Oke turd 

When you have a fat line of coke and instantly need to shit

I was having rails with the boys instant oke turd

Oke turd by Titsandgravymang April 11, 2020

preferred turd 

The preferred turd is the least worst option from a horrible selection.

Bob's could decide who his preferred turd is when answering the question "Who's your favourite between Stalin and Hitler"

preferred turd by witchieblackcat September 25, 2020

lucky turd monkey 

a cool person

he is a lucky turd monkey

lucky turd monkey by pooplkeis September 25, 2020

Fur Turd 

A condition that occurs, when hold you poop so long it starts to grow fur.

Dude... I got to find a rest stop. I’m growing a major fur turd. || OR || Bridget’s being a real grump. Maybe she’s pregnant with a fur turd.

Fur Turd by ZGalanis December 22, 2020

Teamwork Turd Pile 

When one person poops in a public restroom toilet and does not flush, and then someone else comes along, poops in the same toilet, and also does not flush. This process can be repeated many times, until either the janitors find out about it, or someone flushes it. These can get really big.

I just added my shit to that Teamwork Turd Pile in there. That thing is huge!

Teamwork Turd Pile by curlypoo December 25, 2020