Taylor is a HATER. Most definitely a Taurus. He’s just mad that all the Urban Dictionary options for his name are about GIRLS. SORRY YOU HAVE A GIRL NAME TAYLOR, BLAME YOUR PARENTS AND LET US HAVE FUN
by suckstosuckTAYLOR November 24, 2021
A man whose parents thought he was a girl and picked this name. They thought he was a girl because of how truly tiny his penis is. He would give anything to be a girl! His IQ is at least one standard deviation below norm. He talks like a Valley Girl despite being from the East coast. He knew he’d have to marry right out of college on account of how tiny his little peen is. He wants to marry for money, but will probably marry someone who works for a non-profit, and then pretend to be confused by the concept of money. Worse than his stupidity though is his laziness. He thinks because his Grandpa was a doctor that makes him a genius, not recognizing he was given every opportunity and all he has to show for it are a few floaters on the toilet. Worse tho than all of the above is how incredibly mean and vindictive he is—especially to women. You won’t be surprised that he’s gay because his hatred of women is palpable. Also to picture his parents bumping uglies is the ugliest site in the world. Also his gimpy arms and legs and would benefit from having his clothing tailored (ha) because his appendages, like his penis, are hobbit-like. Stupid, selfish, spoiled, obnoxious, lazy and mean.
I don’t want to wipe my own asshole, I’m a Taylor!
I made a BM on the toilet I’m a big boy now (at 28 years old) I’m a Tay! That’s short for Taylor
I made a BM on the toilet I’m a big boy now (at 28 years old) I’m a Tay! That’s short for Taylor
by Big hiney January 27, 2022
by Ogoh June 8, 2021
Taylors a good friend. They can be a bitch sometimes but other than that they’re very loyal. If you buy them food they’ll probably love you forever. They pull ALLLL the girls for sure. They’re not very loving or caring towards people they don’t like, and that is ALMOST everyone.
Taylor is a very fun, sporty, and kind individual, If you know a Taylor they are typically shy or "shady" around someone they dont know. Most Taylors are big fans of Soccer/Football. But once you meet a Taylor and get to know them you will be the best of the best friends because she is capable of making things super hilarious as well as caring for you at the same time.
by theurbantruther November 17, 2020
by ekdkfjejej January 24, 2022