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Special Instructions 

The random, ridiculous, and/or insanely stupid instructions you give to the pizza guy before you complete your pizza order when you're ordering pizza online on say, the Pizza Hut website, or the Domino's website. May vary from cutting the pizza into different shapes to forcing the pizza guy to wear goofy clothes and/or do goofy actions to requesting art on or inside the box to having a different pizza person to deliver the pizza for them!
Special Instructions: Cut the pizza into squares and write "Didja really think you would expect a pizza cut in triangles...? >;)" inside the box. And don't forget to wear your socks on your hands when delivering the pizza!
Pizza Guy: Wat 0_0
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Special snowflake

Butthurt; "you're making me feel some type of way" being one of many favorite turn of phrases, Typical office bound, business suit wearing, lie to your face with a smile on theirs, while fleecing the trusting public, closeted cocaine addicts that think they are somehow above others that go to the gym and hit a treadmill for twenty minutes then take thirty minute showers because they broke a half-assed sweat that have never done anything that would involve actually getting dirt under their fingernails or calluses on their hands, and strive to have to work less for more money, especially if they can jew someone over in the process that think they live in the 1980's wallstreet era rather than the paradise that these parasites destroy for others, while robbing anyone of contentment if they can possibly find some way to justify being butthurt as though they have done no wrong in the process of becoming butthurt.
Jesus goddam christ, moron.. ..You think you're some kind of special snowflake, don't you.
Special snowflake by Cthulhu Rex October 5, 2018

Special Species of Retard 

When someone is acting so much like a retard that they are different than your average retard
Damn Jose, you are a special species of retard.

Jesus Luis, are you a special species of retard?

Specialist 

A special kind of person who typically puts “airport” at the start of this word to indicate they are the best in the business; suggesting they are superior to the rest. Usually a person who drivers a taxi as appose to a taxi driver.
I’m an airport specialist. You should use me because I’m a specialist and nobody else can do what I can exact every other company in the existence of the taxi industry 🙂
Specialist by TaxiMemes December 14, 2018

Special Snack 

Stunningly beautiful female with an appetite for cheese. She can often be found at night in her underwear, sneaking into fridges to collect cheese for consumption.

She is also keen to large amounts of alcohol and loves to party

If you happen to come across one make sure to bring some sprite because she might be thirsty
She is a Special Snack, just look at her with all that cheese
Special Snack by Mathisa February 18, 2019

Special Speciality 

1. Someone or something so uniquely idiotic or just downright "special" I can only be described as being a Special Speciality

2. A posh insult used between friends.
Did you see what Joe did?! what a Special Speciality

Joey Essex Is such a special speciality you know..

specialist 

A term the describes a persons that’s says they are a “specialist” when the only thing they do is look up information on reddit.
That new hire is a “specialist” (really not) at social media