smashed crab

n. 1. = bashed crab 2. a crab that has been smashed

man, rootin that smashed crab i needed two paper bags, in case hers fell off!

smashed crab by ozzie69 June 10, 2005

Smashing out a 25 

Something crap and annoying

Eve is such a smashing out a 25!

Smashing out a 25 by captainawesomeisawesome August 21, 2011

Smashley 

When a girl named Ashley is mad she will become Smashley. Referring to the well-loved Marvel character known as Hulk who catchphrase is, "Hulk Smash". When Ashley becomes mad and frustrated she may want to also smash. As a result of her smashing she as known as Smashley.

Maddie: Ashley are you okay

Ashley: Grrrr no

Agatha: Oh no...... it's Smashley

Ashley: (turns big and green) SMASHLEY SMASH ( everyone runs for their lives)

Smashley by Hyhghhh April 29, 2019

Sasha 

Generally called a sarcastic bitch. . . yet the person in question was clearly born in wedlock.

-Stop acting like Sasha, your such an ass!

- I may be sarcastic but I'm no bitch.

Sasha by Walter_the_dick July 26, 2017

Sasha 

A douche bag jerk who will call people rats even thought he haven't looked in the mirror since 2002 because the mirror broke and 2002 was the last time he took a shower

Sasha is such a douche
I really hate Sasha

Sasha by That one and a worm April 8, 2017

Turd Smasher 

A neat little blend of the words turd + smasher, which work as a duo to form a statement that is used in the same fashion as phrases like "shut your mouth/trap" and "stick a sock/cock in it"

<Drunk asshole #1> "YOSH!! WHICH ONE OF YOU ASS-JOBS DRANK ALL THE BEER!?"

<Couch potatoe> For the sake of fucking-in-public! SHUT YOUR FUCKING TURD SMASHER! I JUST MISSED WHAT THE CAVEMAN HAD TO SAY ON THAT FUCKING COMMERCIAL, ALL BECAUSE OF YOUR LOUD DRUNKEN SHIT!!YAH, THANKS A LOT YA FUCKING DECIBEL MONGORING SCREWBALL!!!"

<Drunk asshole #2> "Jesus, dude.. Loosen your belt buckle a little."

<Frantic pet dog> *slurred barking in confusion and excitement*

Turd Smasher by Aaron the Hyper June 29, 2007

smashback 

A flashback you have after a heavy night.

Oh dude smashback! I made jelly in the bath last night.

smashback by spookymuffins September 27, 2007