•: “Hey ^! What’re you doin’ tonight?”
^: “Nothing much, just playing with my shower head.”
•: “Your.. so horny..”
^: “Nothing much, just playing with my shower head.”
•: “Your.. so horny..”
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Get the Take a shower/smelly mug.When a man had a very fortunate (or unfortunate) 48 hours, he has to take a second shower to pay special attention to his cock, and only his cock. This shower focuses only on the cock, and ensures all bodily fluids, flith, and/or dirt have been successfully removed.
Joe needed a dick shower after working 14 hours, going to the gym, and then having period sex with his wife.
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Why someone might take a shower:
1. They're visibly dirty
2. Decontamination after exposure to hazardous substances (chemicals🧪, IV chemo drugs💉, radiation ☢️, and biohazards☣️)
3. Temperature regulation (warming up if cold, or cooling down if hot)
4. They've been participating in outdoor activities (yard work or sports)
5. Calming down if stressed
6. Drowning out the sounds of crying if sad
7. Masturbate
8. Fuck
Things people do after a shower:
1. Dry off
2. Get dressed or put on pajamas depending on what time of day it is
3. Get ready for work
4. Go to bed
5. Fuck some more
6. Apply topical medications (ointments, creams, lotions, sprays, gels, foams, liniments, oils, transdermal patches)
7. Eat something
8. Put on makeup
9. Use a hairdryer
10. Shave
11. Brush teeth
12. Brush hair
Why someone might take a shower:
1. They're visibly dirty
2. Decontamination after exposure to hazardous substances (chemicals🧪, IV chemo drugs💉, radiation ☢️, and biohazards☣️)
3. Temperature regulation (warming up if cold, or cooling down if hot)
4. They've been participating in outdoor activities (yard work or sports)
5. Calming down if stressed
6. Drowning out the sounds of crying if sad
7. Masturbate
8. Fuck
Things people do after a shower:
1. Dry off
2. Get dressed or put on pajamas depending on what time of day it is
3. Get ready for work
4. Go to bed
5. Fuck some more
6. Apply topical medications (ointments, creams, lotions, sprays, gels, foams, liniments, oils, transdermal patches)
7. Eat something
8. Put on makeup
9. Use a hairdryer
10. Shave
11. Brush teeth
12. Brush hair
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by Theteacher001 July 26, 2019
Get the internal shower mug.I flushed the toiled at our air bnb and because of the septic issues we ended up with a foul odor and shower biscuits.
by Benni302 February 15, 2021
Get the Shower biscuit mug.I took an almond shower last night and now my skin is dry from the piles of salt accrued on my skin.
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