by melikay89 February 18, 2009
Get the Sceletic mug.Prenounced "skah-newb" or "sea-newb", a scenoob someone who plays mutliplayer video-games just to try and prove that they are worth something. To go that extra mile and reassure themselves that they are actually leet and not fucktarded, they also enjoy starting drama about which gun is the best gun in the game, and how you are a total hackz0r.
The video-game, slightly nerdy version of a scenekid, but with added testosterone and a hardxcore attitude.
Easily identifible; in every game they'll run'n'gun wildly, repeatedly getting killed, generally being a noob and bitching about how they suck at the game. That is, before they finally get a completely lucky kill and suddenly declare that they are the king of the game and that you suck.
The thing that most puts the "sce" in "scenoob" though, is the fact that they'll spend months playing the same game just to unlock every single pointless gimmick and then show it off as if it means something.
Common traits are: camping, grenade spamming, over-use of melee, teabagging, excessive bitching, sending of badly thought-out and put-together personal messages, have not hit puberty, try extra hard when they think a girl is playing, spending months unlocking every single gimmick in MW2 and then running around with a red tiger Intervention quick-scoping because apparently a 0.1 kill/death ratio makes them look badass. Oh, and filing bad rep reports on XBL.
The video-game, slightly nerdy version of a scenekid, but with added testosterone and a hardxcore attitude.
Easily identifible; in every game they'll run'n'gun wildly, repeatedly getting killed, generally being a noob and bitching about how they suck at the game. That is, before they finally get a completely lucky kill and suddenly declare that they are the king of the game and that you suck.
The thing that most puts the "sce" in "scenoob" though, is the fact that they'll spend months playing the same game just to unlock every single pointless gimmick and then show it off as if it means something.
Common traits are: camping, grenade spamming, over-use of melee, teabagging, excessive bitching, sending of badly thought-out and put-together personal messages, have not hit puberty, try extra hard when they think a girl is playing, spending months unlocking every single gimmick in MW2 and then running around with a red tiger Intervention quick-scoping because apparently a 0.1 kill/death ratio makes them look badass. Oh, and filing bad rep reports on XBL.
(03:47:34) Connected to game.
(03:47:55) xH@rdC0reSk0pex: "Come here, you little faggot, I got you! I got you!
(03:48:01) JimmyK82 killed xH@rdC0reSk0pex.
(03:48:10) xH@rdC0reSk0pex: "OH MY GOD! FUCKING HELL, YOU HACKING FAGGOT, FUCKING GO KILL YOURSELF, YOU SUCK AT THIS GAME, WHY ARE YOU EVEN PLAYING IT?"
(03:48:33) *xH@rdC0reSk0pex attempts to quick-scope someone but misses 3 times* RossTehBoss killed xH@rdC0reSk0pex.
(03:48:39) xH@rdC0reSk0pex: "OH EM EFF GEE, stop praying you fucking faggot noob! You wanna know true skill? How do you think I got this red tiger? THAT'S FUCKING SKILL.
(03:48:43) JimmyK82: *quiet laughing*
(03:48:43) SrsPro143: Hardcore Scope, can you shut the fuck up? God...
(03:49:02) xH@rdC0reSk0pex: "Hey guess what? Serious p- serious loser, I just filed a bad rep report on you! Hahaha, good luck getting banned."
(03:49:54) *xH@rdC0reSk0pex spawns and immediately lobs 3 grenades into the distance* xH@rdC0reSk0pex killed gHypnosis75.
(03:50:01) xH@rdC0reSk0pex: "AWH, YEAH BITCHES! THAT'S THE SKILLS RIGHT THERE! WHO'S THE PRO? WHO'S THE PRO? I'M THE PRO, DID YOU SEE THAT? I DIDN'T EVEN LOOK AND I STILL GOT A KILL!"
(03:50:09) gHypnosis75 left the game.
(03:50:10) SrsPro143 left the game.
(03:50:13) JimmyK82 left the game.
(03:50:14) RossTehBoss: "Fucking scenoob."
(03:50:15) RossTehBoss left the game.
(03:47:55) xH@rdC0reSk0pex: "Come here, you little faggot, I got you! I got you!
(03:48:01) JimmyK82 killed xH@rdC0reSk0pex.
(03:48:10) xH@rdC0reSk0pex: "OH MY GOD! FUCKING HELL, YOU HACKING FAGGOT, FUCKING GO KILL YOURSELF, YOU SUCK AT THIS GAME, WHY ARE YOU EVEN PLAYING IT?"
(03:48:33) *xH@rdC0reSk0pex attempts to quick-scope someone but misses 3 times* RossTehBoss killed xH@rdC0reSk0pex.
(03:48:39) xH@rdC0reSk0pex: "OH EM EFF GEE, stop praying you fucking faggot noob! You wanna know true skill? How do you think I got this red tiger? THAT'S FUCKING SKILL.
(03:48:43) JimmyK82: *quiet laughing*
(03:48:43) SrsPro143: Hardcore Scope, can you shut the fuck up? God...
(03:49:02) xH@rdC0reSk0pex: "Hey guess what? Serious p- serious loser, I just filed a bad rep report on you! Hahaha, good luck getting banned."
(03:49:54) *xH@rdC0reSk0pex spawns and immediately lobs 3 grenades into the distance* xH@rdC0reSk0pex killed gHypnosis75.
(03:50:01) xH@rdC0reSk0pex: "AWH, YEAH BITCHES! THAT'S THE SKILLS RIGHT THERE! WHO'S THE PRO? WHO'S THE PRO? I'M THE PRO, DID YOU SEE THAT? I DIDN'T EVEN LOOK AND I STILL GOT A KILL!"
(03:50:09) gHypnosis75 left the game.
(03:50:10) SrsPro143 left the game.
(03:50:13) JimmyK82 left the game.
(03:50:14) RossTehBoss: "Fucking scenoob."
(03:50:15) RossTehBoss left the game.
by Scekhcsy Foxmonk August 12, 2010
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a totally awesome word made up by Whitney and Kylie. The intent of this word is to make fun of a girl who refers to herself as "scene". This girl is lumpy and thinks she is cool. she is obsessed with her looks and likes to take pictures of her ugly face
by sdjkfh August 29, 2004
Get the scenestress mug.1. Females clubbers that wear slutty oufits and show up with a bunch of male douchbags.
2. trys to be fashionistas
3. Male douchbags that go to only hollywood or downtown because they think they're cool
2. trys to be fashionistas
3. Male douchbags that go to only hollywood or downtown because they think they're cool
Janie: Want to have dinner tonight?
Scenster: I cant I'm going to the club downtown with all the guys. We're pre-drinking at my house.
Scenster: I cant I'm going to the club downtown with all the guys. We're pre-drinking at my house.
by ihatelosersto January 26, 2011
Get the Scenster mug.Any kid who would rather spend their Friday night on myspace whining to their friends about how they have nowhere to go or nothing to do.
Typically found wearing whatever shitty trend that is current at the mo. Right now that would be taking pictures of themselves in different angles, even "cooler" if done in black and white. Also like polkadots, headbands, phrases like "guns that go bang bang", "Lyke you're so electrikk" and "I'M A DINOSAUR!". Claim to be "noncomformists" and of course they're just oh-so-unique, because almost every single one of their friends looks just like them.
You can't be scene without adding a second letter to the end of every word and bastardizing the ampersand.
Categorized by whoring the "¢¾" hearts at the end of every message and writing "cute" little comments at the end of their post. "Let's cut our hearts open and dance in the bloody mess." Like you would REALLY do that? Psh you don't have the balls to use a gun. Emo pussy.
Stereotypically, are known for their melancholy nature, like to cut to "emo music" which is really just a pathetic excuse for music, its only about the image and screaming into a microphone. Like to whine about their problems and make suicide threads when in reality their so called "problems" aren't really there; in fact, chances are they're a middle class white kid living in a suburban area, one FAR from the ghetto so NO they are NOT "gansturr".
Tend to form superficial, meaningless relationships and the cycle only starts over every time someone "breaks their porcelain, fragile little emo heart." They like to whine, cry, and sing about a breakup when in reality chances are the relationship was never really there.
The unofficial motto of emos seems to be "the more you look like me, the more EMO and scene you are. And we can be RAD that term was out by the 90s, you pussy. Stop living in the past. and have hot sex together." And then you'll be "the sex". Hahahahahah. Stupid shits.
In other words, what is emo?
...Ignorant little sheep that are easily controlled and possess greasy, black untaimed hair.
Its only a matter of WHEN this stupid trend will go out of style, but then the scenesters and emos will just evolve into something new to hate. You just can't win.
Typically found wearing whatever shitty trend that is current at the mo. Right now that would be taking pictures of themselves in different angles, even "cooler" if done in black and white. Also like polkadots, headbands, phrases like "guns that go bang bang", "Lyke you're so electrikk" and "I'M A DINOSAUR!". Claim to be "noncomformists" and of course they're just oh-so-unique, because almost every single one of their friends looks just like them.
You can't be scene without adding a second letter to the end of every word and bastardizing the ampersand.
Categorized by whoring the "¢¾" hearts at the end of every message and writing "cute" little comments at the end of their post. "Let's cut our hearts open and dance in the bloody mess." Like you would REALLY do that? Psh you don't have the balls to use a gun. Emo pussy.
Stereotypically, are known for their melancholy nature, like to cut to "emo music" which is really just a pathetic excuse for music, its only about the image and screaming into a microphone. Like to whine about their problems and make suicide threads when in reality their so called "problems" aren't really there; in fact, chances are they're a middle class white kid living in a suburban area, one FAR from the ghetto so NO they are NOT "gansturr".
Tend to form superficial, meaningless relationships and the cycle only starts over every time someone "breaks their porcelain, fragile little emo heart." They like to whine, cry, and sing about a breakup when in reality chances are the relationship was never really there.
The unofficial motto of emos seems to be "the more you look like me, the more EMO and scene you are. And we can be RAD that term was out by the 90s, you pussy. Stop living in the past. and have hot sex together." And then you'll be "the sex". Hahahahahah. Stupid shits.
In other words, what is emo?
...Ignorant little sheep that are easily controlled and possess greasy, black untaimed hair.
Its only a matter of WHEN this stupid trend will go out of style, but then the scenesters and emos will just evolve into something new to hate. You just can't win.
Ex 1: We're so scenester, and like emoxcore, kthxbye.
Ex 2: YOUR PIC ON YOUR MYSPACE IS UBER RAD X12345. I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU BUT I HEART YOU. Shall we sex?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Stupid emo little pussys.
Ex 2: YOUR PIC ON YOUR MYSPACE IS UBER RAD X12345. I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU BUT I HEART YOU. Shall we sex?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Stupid emo little pussys.
by Emo Stomper September 6, 2008
Get the scenester mug.A teenager, usually a male.
Who knows how to play only 2 strings on his generic acoustic guitar.
Dates girls that are way cooler than he.
Desires to start his own band even though he lacks any musical talent.
Has no idea what good music is.
Who knows how to play only 2 strings on his generic acoustic guitar.
Dates girls that are way cooler than he.
Desires to start his own band even though he lacks any musical talent.
Has no idea what good music is.
Example:1
Person1: "Did you see that kid playing Mary Had a Little Lamb on guitar?"
Person2: "Yeah, what a scenager. I would totally fuck his girlfriend."
Example:2
Person1: "Wow that guy is wearing extremely tight pants!"
Person2: "I think those are actually chick's pants!"
Person1: "WHAT A FAGGOT!!!"
Person1: "Did you see that kid playing Mary Had a Little Lamb on guitar?"
Person2: "Yeah, what a scenager. I would totally fuck his girlfriend."
Example:2
Person1: "Wow that guy is wearing extremely tight pants!"
Person2: "I think those are actually chick's pants!"
Person1: "WHAT A FAGGOT!!!"
by iHateMyBestFriends December 21, 2008
Get the scenager mug.To be said to a scene person as they walk by.
It means "scene secrets"
It is ultimatly used to be an asshole to scene people who deserve it.
It means "scene secrets"
It is ultimatly used to be an asshole to scene people who deserve it.
by Brooke D. October 5, 2008
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