A classic dish from globally renown food capital of the world, Chicago, consisting of 5 lbs of french fries covered in several overly generous dollops of cum followed by a shot of Malort. Ask any Chicagoan what condiment they eat their fries with and they'll tell you CUM. Often considered one of "the classic foods synonymous with Chicago" and "the next best thing since deep dish pizza". Originally popularized on the south side Maxwell Street district.
by Chicago Native Born Boy July 27, 2021
Where 2 men grab their erect penises and hit them against each other, similar to how roman’s used to fight with swords back in the days.
by idonthaveananefoeme June 15, 2022
A sexual act in which a beer bottle is put base first into a woman’s vagina deep enough that the spout of the bottle sticks out, and her partner deepthroats the spout to chug the beer.
Variations include a lime slice in the woman’s asshole for after the beer has been chugged.
Variations include a lime slice in the woman’s asshole for after the beer has been chugged.
Man 1: I heard John got the San Antonio Special from Jackie last night!
Man 2: Aw sick, I didn’t know he could deepthroat the bottle that far!
Man 2: Aw sick, I didn’t know he could deepthroat the bottle that far!
by SATXBro April 10, 2024
by ItsSheepish June 25, 2024
by Jimbob225 April 19, 2024
A sexual act in which one inserts himself in an obese Latina woman (torta) who is menstruating. Upon pulling out the bloody member, he sprinkles tahin on the tip and proceeds to urinate on the aforementioned torta. He finishes the act by slapping the bloody member on her forehead and proclaiming “Michelada whey”
The bloody, tahin sprinkled stamp resembles a mushroom on her face.
The bloody, tahin sprinkled stamp resembles a mushroom on her face.
Person 1: Man, that torta over there is looking fine. I wish she wasn’t on her period.
Person 2: Don’t worry about that man, just give her the Michelada Special
Person 3: My name Jeff
Person 2: Don’t worry about that man, just give her the Michelada Special
Person 3: My name Jeff
by TortaPounder April 20, 2025
@I love hello kitty ❤️ 🔥's special day is 29 of February because she comented:No, that’s not a fox that’s a skin walker
by Special skin walker day November 23, 2023