secondary stoned

When you are talking to someone who is stoned and you start to feel stoned without even smoking at being around weed.

Seth: just smoked 3 bowls
Mikayla: "dude I feel so secondary stoned rn"

by FarOutDudes August 27, 2017

Secondary Insanity

A phenomenon commonly occurring when you reach the OTHER side of the Internet. The afflicted person will adopt the mannerisms of other crazy people.

This disease is dangerous and deadly. If you're reading this, you probably have it.

'Dude, I think you have secondary insanity.'
'Did you see this meme?'

by Touta Matsuda April 19, 2018

secondary insanity

A phenomenon commonly occurring when a person spends too much time on the OTHER side of the internet. The afflicted person will adopt the mannerisms of other crazy people.

It is incurable. If you're reading this, you probably have it.

'Dude, I think you might have secondary insanity.'
'Did you see this meme?'

by Touta Matsuda April 19, 2018

Secondary Homies

When you love your homies but too scared to date them so y’all become secondary homies. Y’all love each other but it’s not official so you’re secondary homies

“You dating Jamie Donald”
“Nah,we just secondary homies”

by Lowkeyllamas June 1, 2018

Secondsay

The period of time you wait for a cold reboot.
It varies by computer system. Roughly equivalent to the time it takes to be aware you’re drooling and suck it back in.

“Did you try turning it off then turn it back on?”
“Yes. How long do I wait to turn it back on?”
“A secondsay”

by DoctorGuyFawkes June 29, 2018

Secondzies

A second helping of food. Seconds.

Dinner was delicious! Thank God, there is more. I’m going back for secondzies!

by LLKIRSTIEBEAN October 29, 2018

Secondhander

Not to be compared to secondhand, a secondhander is when your bro jerks you off

The only thing you have to do is say #NoHomo before you do it

Bro 1: Yo i'm so sad i cant even get out my bed
Bro 2: Don't worry bro i got a secondhander coming up

by Marvin zoey January 8, 2019