rusty ram

After performing anal sex without a condom, the male then stabs his partner in the eye with his penis, resulting in pink eye.

Note: it is not a “rusty ram” unless the partner gets a 1/4 inch of crust on the eye!
“Did you hear Heather is sick? She just got back from her trip from Las Vegas!”

“Yeah, some dude gave her a rusty ram!”
by Timayyyyyyyyyy October 08, 2022
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Rusty Two Stroke

When you do someone up the Hershey Highway, finish after two pumps and there's shit on your dick when you pull out, and then they fart and it sounds like a dirtbike, projecting sharticles all over your crotch.
Dude I gave her the ol' Rusty Two Stroke the other night and had to shower after to get the sharticles out of my massive bush!
by Paddy V December 31, 2024
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Rusty Jack in the box

An old senile person that pops up sporadically in an attempt to appeal to the youngest generation in an attempt to stay relevant.
Is that Joe Biden or Bernie Sanders? Either way, it is a Rusty Jack in the box.
by Trixie McFly July 24, 2023
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Rusty doorknob

A drink common to the party areas of southern Florida. Common with frat boys. Served by annoyed bartenders that have to buy shots for patrons that have a loudly announced "birthday".

1/2 oz. mat juice
1/2 oz. well 151 rum
Frat girl: "OMFG! It's my boyfriends birthday!!" (Implying that subject bartender should offer free celebratory shots)
Bartender: "OMFG! Rusty doorknobs all around!!"
by jjoohhnnyypp July 22, 2017
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Rusty Wrecking Ball Supreme

The act of shoving your balls up your asshole, then getting a girl to suck ur dick, and while she's not paying attention you fart your poopy nutsack out of your ass so it swings forward hits her in the face. A properly executed Rusty Wrecking Ball Supreme involves trying your best to not shit on the floor during the act of farting your balls out of your asshole.

NOTE: To impress the ladies even more, it is common practice to get your penis AND your ballsack in your own asshole.
-I heard Liam gave Brooks a Rusty Wrecking Ball Supreme on the bathroom floor last night, and he accidentally shit himself!
-Last night, Tom decided to hit me with a Rusty Wrecking Ball Supreme, and I STILL have poop on my nose!
by Asshole11 February 06, 2024
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Rusty Crown

(n) - the crusty residue remaining after having failed to completely cleanse after a passionate bukkake session
The princess wanted to pass on a Rusty Crown.
by Duchess of Protocol May 16, 2013
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